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(New York Daily News)   Kim Kardashian denies butt implant rumors, even though she has one of the biggest asses in the world. But enough about Kanye West   ( nydailynews.com) divider line
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2014-02-22 11:12:39 PM  
Pretty cool that Jay Leno is a headline submitting Farker.

/but I have to admit, it did make me laugh
2014-02-22 11:29:38 PM  
Kanye sure does love him some Kanye.
2014-02-23 12:14:10 AM  
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2014-02-23 02:24:07 AM  
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2014-02-23 03:22:35 AM  
Sorry to interrupt, but Rush Limbaugh is still the biggest ass around.
2014-02-23 03:30:38 AM  

wildcardjack: Sorry to interrupt, but Rush Limbaugh is still the biggest ass around.

No, he's not but he goes in search of it every time he takes a trip to the Dominican Republic.
2014-02-23 03:39:29 AM  

wildcardjack: Sorry to interrupt, but Rush Limbaugh Ted Cruz is still the biggest ass around.

/or fill in any member of the G.O.P. congresscritter roster.

Rush is on the multi-page "Biggest Asses In America (circa: 2014)" list, no doubt, but he's somewhere down near the middle of the 4nd page. While he's powerful (although I do think that power is much-muted [and dwindling by the minute]) he doesn't hold the ability to officially enact laws (or to block their enactment.)

Kim + Kanye are near the bottom of the 10th page.
2014-02-23 03:45:47 AM  
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2014-02-23 04:06:49 AM  

wildcardjack: Sorry to interrupt, but Rush Limbaugh is still the biggest ass around.

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2014-02-23 04:48:43 AM  

Skeezix: wildcardjack: Sorry to interrupt, but Rush Limbaugh is still the biggest ass around.

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2014-02-23 05:02:17 AM  
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2014-02-23 05:25:47 AM  
Much take a lot of coin to upkeep dat.

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2014-02-23 07:25:19 AM  
Someone please launch this no talent coont into the sun.
2014-02-23 08:21:25 AM  

2014-02-23 08:26:43 AM  
Subby, Ima let you finish, and that was a good headline, , But TMLO had the best headline of all time, ALL TIME!!!!
2014-02-23 09:44:07 AM  
Her ass is going to be whale magnitude in a few years.
Nothing will stop the mostrousity of it, either.

/That's a black ass, baybee.
2014-02-23 09:48:32 AM  

Skeezix: wildcardjack: Sorry to interrupt, but Rush Limbaugh is still the biggest ass around.

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That's one of the best things in the universe.
2014-02-23 09:54:44 AM  
First of all, a gigantic elephant ass is not sexy.

Second, why does anybody give a fark what she does?  She can't sing, can't act.  I can only assume she knows how to properly gobble knob, because that would be the only reason any man would date her.
2014-02-23 10:07:38 AM  
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2014-02-23 10:22:01 AM  
Denies butt implants. LOL

Hey Gayfish, your wife's a lying biatch.
2014-02-23 11:12:11 AM  
So she did an X-ray to "prove" she doesn't have butt implants. A good plastic surgeon will inject fat into a butt, and it will stay. An X-ray won't show that as implants. Doesn't mean dat ass isn't surgically enhanced.
2014-02-23 11:18:17 AM  
Butt she gets taller when she sits down...
2014-02-23 11:37:29 AM  
Don't give a
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2014-02-23 11:50:02 AM  
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2014-02-23 11:55:34 AM  
Hey now she had an x-ray taken off her arse to prove the arse was rea;. As you know x-rays are the perfect tool to so fat and soft tissue.
2014-02-23 12:44:56 PM  
I think she's smuggling Mexican midgets across the border in there.
2014-02-23 01:51:18 PM  
Butt Thread!

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2014-02-23 04:37:01 PM  

mcmnky: ButtFake-Butt Thread!

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2014-02-23 05:13:01 PM  
If it gets any bigger it's going to start developing it's own gravity field.  Soon all of the people that kiss her ass will actually have their lips physically stuck to her ass.  She must be stopped now before it continues to grow and slowly starts to pull the entire world towards her ending what is left of civilization.
2014-02-23 05:18:31 PM  
2014-02-23 10:30:23 PM  
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\this works here as well
2014-02-24 10:16:02 AM  
She looks like one of those rap guys girlfriends...

/L.A. face with the Oakland booty..
// No Sir Mix Alot  references??  ..so sad..
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