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703 clicks; posted to Business » on 22 Feb 2014 at 11:02 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-22 11:23:51 AM  
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2014-02-22 11:11:06 AM  
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Theaetetus: Snarcoleptic_Hoosier:
//And the testimony of a burn specialist who said the coffee was too damn hot

Specifically, one Dr. E. Fitzgerald, who explained that it was "too darn hot" and that as a result of the high temperature, even if one wished to sup or fill up the cup to consume it with one's significant other, they would be unable to, 'cause it's too darn hot.

Just because a man dedicated his life to the explicit and relevant study of that field of medicine does not make his testimony relevant. She should have KNOWN that third degree burns are a possibility when buying coffee marked for human consumption, just like how office renters should be aware that spontaneous building collapse sometimes just happens. Caveat emptor and all that.
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