fickenchucker: I'd go back to June 1st, 1983, the day before my sister was killed, and warn her not to go home that night./fark Hitler--I had no-one from my family die during WWII.
Skyd1v: fickenchucker: I'd go back to June 1st, 1983, the day before my sister was killed, and warn her not to go home that night./fark Hitler--I had no-one from my family die during WWII.There is enough there in one sentence to give a person chills./Please tell me that is a reference to something I am missing.
The Southern Dandy: Look. I've been thinking about this. Nobody will ever time travel (in a significant way). If they had, we would already know.
Solid State Vittles: I wanted this to be about acid.
lennavan: No, I'd probably spend some time trying to identify the key players in continuing various religions and stopping them in some manner. Religion is the basis for pretty much all of the bad things in our world.Of course, without all of the killing in the name of religion, we'd have overpopulation issues.
Cthulhu_is_my_homeboy: You need Hitler to bleed the Soviets dry and make sure Stalin doesn't take over the world in the 1940s.You need Stalin to make sure Trotskyism doesn't cause a worldwide communist revolution in the 1930s.Why you need Trotsky, I don't know, but the alternative version of the 1920s has to be worse.
Smeggy Smurf: The Southern Dandy: Look. I've been thinking about this. Nobody will ever time travel (in a significant way). If they had, we would already know.[b-townblog.com image 459x215]
Stephen_Falken: If all we're allowed to do is kill someone, I'd go back to Persia in 630 BC and kill Zoroaster instead.
DubtodaIll: Red Dwarf was the best dramatic representation of time travel and its potential ramifications.
toraque: Meh. If I had a time machine, I'd use it to go back in time and loan it to my previous self, who would figure out how it works and patent it. Then I'd return to the present, where I'd be insanely rich from selling time machines, and someone else would have killed Hitler and had to deal with all the paradoxes and crap.The only problem would be if someone bought a time machine from me for the express purpose of preceding my patent, so I'd have to have a no-prior-invention-ganking clause in the TOS.
Contrabulous Flabtraption: I'd give guns and electricity to Rome
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