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(Talking Points Memo)   Kentucky Republican claims that same-sex marriage will lead to parent-child marriage. Immediately secures coveted Woody Allen vote   ( divider line
    More: Asinine, Kentucky Republican, Mitch McConnell, child marriage, Republicans, Kentucky, opponents of same-sex marriage, parents, federal bench  
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1758 clicks; posted to Politics » on 20 Feb 2014 at 7:56 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-20 08:01:38 PM  
10 votes:
Doesn't this already happen in Kentucky?
2014-02-20 08:06:57 PM  
4 votes:
Once my turtle accepts the ring I bought her, we're getting married too.
2014-02-20 09:34:18 PM  
3 votes:

cchris_39: What seems absurdly outlandish today will be mainstream tomorrow.

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2014-02-20 08:14:48 PM  
3 votes:
I guess his mom must be pretty hot.
2014-02-20 08:31:37 PM  
2 votes:
Republicans shrieking "WHO GETS TO DECIDE?!  WHERE DO YOU DRAW THE LINE!?!" remind me of those people in commercials who struggle to get food on a fork.  Or who get attacked by shiat falling out of cupboards and suddently their hands and arms don't work so fark CUPBOARDS.

You're being an idiot on purpose.
2014-02-20 08:13:28 PM  
2 votes:

GardenWeasel: Doesn't this already happen in Kentucky?

I think thats more sister brother marriages. At the very least cousins.
2014-02-20 08:01:10 PM  
2 votes:
I blame the Greeks.
2014-02-21 01:54:29 AM  
1 vote:

Sammichless: I don't think that the incest lobby is powerful enough to get this pushed through congress.

I also don't think that the voters are on board yet..... they haven't held enough incest pride parades.

/What do you think their flag should look like?

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2014-02-20 10:36:10 PM  
1 vote:

The Larch: What about Jesus? Did he have just one patent?

The rest were invalidated on the basis of prior art.
2014-02-20 10:27:12 PM  
1 vote:
Fun fact: Kentucky's state seal used to have two men embracing on it...
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2014-02-20 10:04:14 PM  
1 vote:

Smackledorfer: nmrsnr: DamnYankees: so no one ever wants to marry their parent unless something is beyond farked up.

Says you. I personally think it's super duper cringe-worthy and creepy, but I don't pretend to speak for all of humanity that non-farked up people might exist for whom the thought of marrying their parent/offspring doesn't set off screaming alarm bells.

I figure by the time you are farked up enough to want an incestuous relationship it's basically too late.

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2014-02-20 09:15:44 PM  
1 vote:

yakmans_dad: Bush made it kosher for Republicans to support horrifying lies. The 2012 race for the nomination turned lying into an industrial process. Now, anything goes. I think among the more cynical of the campaign aides that there's an informal competition to come up with the most ludicrous tack to take. Maybe there are bets and taunts as one day's horror becomes mundane the next. They're behaving like junkies.

This is a very Gonzo kind of post.
2014-02-20 09:02:24 PM  
1 vote:

Rapmaster2000: Once my turtle accepts the ring I bought her, we're getting married too.


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2014-02-20 08:45:57 PM  
1 vote:

cchris_39: nmrsnr: cchris_39: If we can change the marriage laws we can change the contracting laws too.

You're right, we can. All laws are mutable. We can also change the laws to allow marriage to encompass people and inanimate objects, but we won't, because there are objective, rational reasons why this would be a bad idea. The same cannot be said for same sex marriages, and it's similarly difficult to oppose familial marriages amongst consenting adults of sound mind.

What seems absurdly outlandish today will be mainstream tomorrow.

That's true. Women can vote, and there's a Negro in the White House. Study it out, sheeple.
2014-02-20 08:18:09 PM  
1 vote:
And the Teahadists win again by dropping a sulphurs fart in a crowded elevator and then running out to let the rest of us discuss it.
2014-02-20 07:59:16 PM  
1 vote:
yeah, probably.

you'll get over it.
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