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(Army Times)   Civilian employer doesn't take kindly to a National Guardsman using his Army ingenuity to get his damn Twix bars   ( armytimes.com) divider line
    More: Amusing, Twix, Iowa National Guard, second shift, Robert McKevitt  
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2014-02-20 12:22:24 PM  
Wow, what a waste of space that soldier is.
2014-02-20 12:22:30 PM  

Forklifts are dangerous

85 deaths per year

34,900 accidents per year (causing serious injury)

61,800 non serious accidents (non injury)

A business with a forklift has higher insurance

Firing an employee who abuses expensive and dangerous equipment is good policy
2014-02-20 12:25:01 PM  
any relation to George Costanza? Because it is the only one with the cookie crunch.
2014-02-20 12:27:13 PM  
"Army ingenuity"? He took a pipe to the glass, didn't he.

reads article.

Wow, that is army ingenuity.
2014-02-20 12:31:12 PM  
if you don't work out enough to be able to easily manhandle a snack machine, you shouldn't be eating the empty calories contained within said snack machine.
2014-02-20 04:01:28 PM  
I really hate it when morons play the "servin' mah country" card.  Doesn't endear them to the rest of us.
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