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(CNN)   Sharks are attacking fewer people, but killing more. Hooray for efficiency   ( cnn.com) divider line
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2014-02-20 12:13:05 PM  
The shark repellent works!
2014-02-20 12:14:29 PM  
That's the difference that good training techniques make. I bet their coaches are proud.
2014-02-20 12:16:05 PM  
2014-02-20 12:18:54 PM  
Shark for President!
2014-02-20 12:20:34 PM  
2014-02-20 12:23:24 PM  
New fiscal year, new shark bonus program. Looks like ol' Gil is back in the game!
2014-02-20 12:25:25 PM  
I bet it's global warming! stupid libs! The world is laughing at you.
2014-02-20 12:26:17 PM  
Thanks Obama.
2014-02-20 12:38:45 PM  
We're still out-killing them at a rate of about 1,000,000 : 1.
2014-02-20 12:43:33 PM  

give me doughnuts: We're still out-killing them at a rate of about 1,000,000 : 1.

You need to add a zero. About 70-100 Million sharks killed per year.
2014-02-20 12:49:43 PM  
Why assume the sharks are improving? I figure the average human specimen is becoming easier prey.
2014-02-20 02:04:18 PM  
I expected laser wounds to be self-cauterizing. Shows what I know.
2014-02-20 03:36:20 PM  
So basically, less people are swimming, and the ones do are not in good enough shape to survive an attack.
2014-02-20 04:59:58 PM  
Those Jets better watch out
2014-02-20 05:19:25 PM  

Plant Rights Activist: Those Jets better watch out

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2014-02-20 05:40:34 PM  
At least now you know it's with intent and can feel guilt-free in slaughtering them.
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