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(Lincolnshire Echo)   Staff gives up money to armed robber under threat of being cut into eight equal-sized pieces   ( divider line
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3842 clicks; posted to Main » on 20 Feb 2014 at 10:32 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-20 10:58:31 AM  
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2014-02-20 10:43:00 AM  
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Equal pieces my ass. You're very lucky if they actually cut through the pizza at all rather than just leaving a bunch of dents in it.
2014-02-20 10:40:34 AM  
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Pfft. If anyone ever manages to cut a pizza into equally sized pieces without a protractor, I'll be impressed.
2014-02-20 10:40:06 AM  
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"Equal-sized"? Methinks subby only knows of pizza-cutters via sellers' descriptions on Amazon. Never in the history of pizza-wheels has a round pizza been cut into 6 or 8 equal slices without the aid of a compass, ruler, protractor, or similar tool.

// oblig: how to slice a pizza
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