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4561 clicks; posted to Geek » on 20 Feb 2014 at 1:15 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-20 03:19:15 AM  
7 votes:

stratagos: http://total.fark.com

Worst MMO *ever*!

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Its got nothing on this crapfest.

/full of bugs
//and spiders
2014-02-19 10:35:52 PM  
5 votes:

/RIP Mom
2014-02-19 10:20:12 PM  
5 votes:
I bought some elk I think was a little off
2014-02-19 11:08:20 PM  
4 votes:
as for my actual answer, probably the worst in recent memory was Resident Evil 6, didn't think it could actually be as bad as everyone said, it was

RE 6: Man fellating giraffe

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2014-02-19 11:36:59 PM  
3 votes:
Oh, and of course...
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Quicktime Events: The Game
2014-02-19 10:03:34 PM  
3 votes:
The Crying Game.
2014-02-20 09:37:29 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-02-20 09:27:09 AM  
2 votes:
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"You found some tasty pot of rice"
2014-02-19 10:44:05 PM  
2 votes:

nmrsnr: nmrsnr: It was barely a game, and you had to be a farking actual surgeon to get the goddamn appendix out (which I never successfully did).

Let's try that again with a picture:

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I remember that game!

More of a medical malpractice simulator, really.

I still remember the scream sound that shrieked out of the PC speaker when you accidentally tried to cut into someone without any anesthesia.
2014-02-19 09:53:09 PM  
2 votes:
I'm owning up to it.

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2014-02-21 12:06:00 PM  
1 vote:
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More like "Lost: $59.95."
2014-02-20 05:06:38 PM  
1 vote:
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Not even kidding. And I owned E.T. for 2600.
2014-02-20 04:02:45 PM  
1 vote:

yukichigai: I'd argue it brought the first-person shooter genre to the attention of the console gamer crowd.

Yeah and look what that caused. Endless COD iterations and somehow Halo is held up as a gold standard
2014-02-20 02:59:20 PM  
1 vote:

Shoutingsilence: [upload.wikimedia.org image 335x475]

At least I didn't buy the lifetime subscription...

Lifetime subscriber here.  I loved the game, though, despite its faults.  The early closure was disappointing, but I got my money's worth (or so I tell myself).  Never again, though.
2014-02-20 01:48:09 PM  
1 vote:
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At least I didn't buy the lifetime subscription...
2014-02-20 12:12:21 PM  
1 vote:
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FARK.   YOU.   SPACE SHUTTLE.   Only game I ever returned.
2014-02-20 12:10:27 PM  
1 vote:
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As an 8 year old, I had no idea what the hell this game was about.  We hated it.
2014-02-20 10:29:55 AM  
1 vote:

H31N0US: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 400x300]

I think this was the Tyson vs. Clooney edition.

Uterus boxing?
2014-02-20 10:23:01 AM  
1 vote:
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I think this was the Tyson vs. Clooney edition.
2014-02-20 09:41:22 AM  
1 vote:
Two words.......Two Worlds

The game designer was so bad they made a sequel just to prove they could do worse.
2014-02-20 07:59:00 AM  
1 vote:
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Is there a bigger steaming pile of shiat anywhere?  Methinks not.  Double ugly bonus points considering how long it took them to codge this mess together.
2014-02-20 06:01:20 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-20 04:31:30 AM  
1 vote:
"Ow My Balls! The Board Game"
2014-02-20 01:27:24 AM  
1 vote:

lousyskater: I haven't pre-ordered a game since.

Rage was the first game I bought with my (then) new gaming PC. Hey I was dazzled by the graphics. Then I got to the ending.

I didn't realize the game was named after the emotion you'd feel after witnessing that finale.
2014-02-20 12:13:46 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-19 11:38:36 PM  
1 vote:

Metalupis: Twitch Boy: Confabulat: Mr. Fuzzypaws: Grand Theft Auto 4, it was actually a birthday gift but I really regret asking for it.

Really? I thought it was a letdown after Vice City but I've never really considered it a bad game. Why the hate?

They made a gorgeous, extremely deep, detailed, and realistic world...and completely forgot to put in any fun.  AND FOR THE MILLIONTH TIME NO ROMAN I DON'T WANT TO GO FARKING BOWLING!

Fortunately, they learned their lesson and GTA5 got the fun part right.

Nico, It's your cousin!

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2014-02-19 11:37:12 PM  
1 vote:
I bought the Colts in Super Bowl III. Overwhelming favorites; I thought it'd be easy money. Fu*kers stiffed me.
2014-02-19 10:23:44 PM  
1 vote:
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For anyone that bought it...that is the only truthful answer.
2014-02-19 09:55:36 PM  
1 vote:
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Screw you, Romero.
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