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(Guardian)   Three new species of marsupials with suicidal sex tendencies have been discovered at your Mom's house   ( divider line
    More: Cool, marsupials, Queensland, University of Technology, endangered species, Queensland Museum, species, sex habits  
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1697 clicks; posted to Geek » on 20 Feb 2014 at 3:00 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-19 09:57:11 PM  
Fourteen hours of farking?  Do these critters have liquid Viagra flowing through their veins.

Note to self -- Antechinus porn might just be the next big thing.
2014-02-19 10:06:57 PM  
Vigorous and sustained sexual encounters causing the body to deteriorate from stress?

Sounds a lot like the 1980s.
2014-02-19 10:11:09 PM  
vigorous and sustained sexual encounters caused their bodies to disintegrate from stress

That's how I want to go.
2014-02-19 10:13:29 PM  
All they wanted was a sex pepsi
2014-02-19 11:07:58 PM  
The headline reminded me of the time I asked a flabby stripper if she was sportin' a joey.
2014-02-19 11:46:25 PM  

One Bad Apple: All they wanted was a sex pepsi

And we're done here.
2014-02-19 11:56:07 PM  

One Bad Apple: All they wanted was a sex pepsi

No sex Pepsi! Only sex Coke!
2014-02-20 01:16:54 AM  
Suicidal Sex Tendencies is the name of my all-male Riot Grrrl tribute band.
2014-02-20 07:08:12 AM  
Yeah, but do they scare you because they're fast?
2014-02-20 07:55:20 AM  
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2014-02-20 08:38:31 AM  

whipbambucket: Yeah, but do they scare you because they're fast?

Came here solely for that.

/I'm a hoofer at heart!
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