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(Some Guy)   Sadly, he was unable to attain his life-long goal of catching his beloved wife Judy "cutting the cheese" or "playing the bum trumpet" -- which he likened to a mythical rarity like spotting Bigfoot or a unicorn   ( yourlifemoments.ca) divider line
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2014-02-19 01:16:03 PM  
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/new meme
2014-02-19 01:29:07 PM  
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2014-02-19 01:44:05 PM  
3 votes:
e will be greatly missed by his wife of 50 years Judy, his children Rob (Helen), Tim (Mary-Jo), Angela (Brent), Andrew (Stacey), and his grandchildren Noah, Macy, Teagan, Ella, Claire, Lucy and Will.

I realize that the names in parentheses are the names of his kids' spouses, but it's more fun to imagine that they all had sex changes and that those were their birth names.
2014-02-19 01:38:39 PM  
3 votes:
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Welcoming him in to Heaven
2014-02-19 04:14:51 PM  
1 vote:

Shorelinefarker: When I was a kid, between me, my brother, Dad, and Mom, we could play butt trumpet in four-part harmony.

Oh, so that's what the "k" in your name is for.  I misunderstood.
2014-02-19 01:52:47 PM  
1 vote:

Prey4reign: From the obit -- "Perhaps most important to Bill was educating people on the dangers of holding in your farts."

[yourlifemoments.ca image 320x320]From the looks of things, he didn't practice what he preached.

Nope, that's definitely the look of a man who has just realized that last one he let out was a wet one.

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2014-02-19 01:30:27 PM  
1 vote:
A grumpy old Canadian man who likes to drink and fart?

Rest in Peace, oldfarthenry.
2014-02-19 01:28:15 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-19 01:19:49 PM  
1 vote:
he wove tapestry of obscenities that still hangs over the Greater Kingston Area.
2014-02-19 01:19:13 PM  
1 vote:

ChipNASA: [i.imgur.com image 320x320]

/new meme

You funny.
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