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(Daily Mail)   Woman pays for hypnotherapy to become a plastic sex doll. "I'd hit it with a blindfold on" pic included. Brought to you by Mattel   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2014-02-19 11:12:08 AM  
6 votes:

Pincy: Not even with your dick subby

I would...I hate subby that much
2014-02-19 11:12:27 AM  
4 votes:

oldernell: At 38 she has not aged well.  Barbie isn't brainless.  She has had many professions including doctor.

You're right.  My sister's Barbie once gave my brother a prostate exam.  Head first.
2014-02-19 02:50:49 PM  
3 votes:
The One True TheDavid: MrBallou:

And oh. By the way. Nobody who could have gone for Courtney Stodden at 16 qualifies as a   What pedophiles want looks more like this:

No, that is what a necrophiliac would want.

/too soon?
2014-02-19 11:51:57 AM  
3 votes:

here to help: And is anyone else terrified at what's lurking underneath the crotchular area of that jumpsuit?

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2014-02-19 11:07:57 AM  
3 votes:
I happened to have married that plastic fark doll!
2014-02-19 02:29:54 PM  
2 votes:
At least with a real Barbie, you can pop of the head & put a better looking 1 in it's place.
2014-02-19 11:48:21 AM  
2 votes:
Plastic surgery to the pain; her ears she keeps and I'll tell you why. So that every shriek of every child at seeing her hideousness will be hers to cherish. Every babe that weeps at her approach, every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing," will echo in her perfect ears. That is what to the pain means. It means she leaves herself in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Not even with my eyes gouged out would I "hit" that  thing.
2014-02-19 11:48:15 AM  
2 votes:
I like this comment under TFA:

"She wants to be treated like Barbie?? Quick, someone chop off all her hair, color on her with crayons, and toss her naked and forgotten into a toy box!! That's how 99% of Barbie dolls end up being treated!! She didn't think that one through very well, did she?"

This is Courtney Stodden in a couple of years.
2014-02-19 11:42:02 AM  
2 votes:
Of course subby would hit it while wearing a blindfold...that's what you do with overstuffed pinatas, isn't it?
2014-02-19 11:30:18 AM  
2 votes:

FatherChaos: Is life in plastic REALLY fantastic?  Really?

By the way, who hit that poor woman with a 2x4?

2x4 my ass, she got hit with the whole lumber mill.
2014-02-19 11:15:34 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-02-19 03:53:52 PM  
1 vote:
Dammit, Kwame!
2014-02-19 01:59:05 PM  
1 vote:
The One True TheDavid:

Where did that come from?
2014-02-19 01:28:25 PM  
1 vote:
I don't think the doll has near the camel toe that thing does.
2014-02-19 01:26:38 PM  
1 vote:
I can sorta understand that she has a messed up idea of body image.

but If she wanted to be as smart as barbie why isn't she going to college?

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2014-02-19 01:18:38 PM  
1 vote:
I've had sex with plastic dolls that look way better than her.
2014-02-19 12:58:08 PM  
1 vote:

RoxtarRyan: MBooda: You're thinking of one of the lesser Estevezes.

Ah, you're right!

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He was in Soul Taker. Such an awful, awful movie.....

The dude in Soul Taker with the catcher's mitt for a face was not Joe Estevez. Joe Estevez was his sidekick/flunky/assistant or whatever who was supposed to round up the souls. Think of it this way: Catcher's Mitt is Charlie, and Joe Estevez is Cheryl Ladd, basically.
2014-02-19 11:57:37 AM  
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2014-02-19 11:33:19 AM  
1 vote:

RoxtarRyan: MBooda: [thescienceofeating.com image 640x360]
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Isn't that the same guy who battled Rowsdower?

You're thinking of one of the lesser Estevezes.

/but that would have been good
2014-02-19 11:21:52 AM  
1 vote:
And is anyone else terrified at what's lurking underneath the crotchular area of that jumpsuit? Looks like an octopus is trying to escape.
2014-02-19 11:13:32 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-19 11:11:57 AM  
1 vote:
Sweet Jesus, 38 must be the new 60, and 60 aint a prime number no matter how you look at it.
2014-02-19 11:11:08 AM  
1 vote:
Paying to become stupider? Do it for free by going to the Fark Politics forum.
2014-02-19 11:09:13 AM  
1 vote:
She can save a lot of money for hypnotherapy just by watching this:

Fox News
Fox Business
Honey Boo Boo
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