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(Daily Mail)   Woman pays for hypnotherapy to become a plastic sex doll. "I'd hit it with a blindfold on" pic included. Brought to you by Mattel   ( divider line
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2014-02-19 10:20:48 AM  
5 votes:
That woman is mentally ill.
2014-02-19 11:52:53 AM  
4 votes:
Any medical professional who contributed to the creation of this psychiatric freak needs to have their license yanked.
2014-02-19 11:27:44 AM  
3 votes:
Once again, a case of being fifty times more beautiful before she started down this road... Full Size
2014-02-19 10:57:51 AM  
3 votes:
From the article, she seems to be under the impression that this is somehow desirable.

I am repulsed far beyond donotwant.jpg
2014-02-19 11:12:08 AM  
2 votes:

Pincy: Not even with your dick subby

I would...I hate subby that much
2014-02-19 10:17:16 AM  
2 votes:
At 38 she has not aged well.  Barbie isn't brainless.  She has had many professions including doctor.
2014-02-19 01:59:05 PM  
1 vote:
The One True TheDavid:

Where did that come from?
2014-02-19 01:52:46 PM  
1 vote:

From the article, she seems to be under the impression that this is somehow desirable.

There are a lot of men who like that shiat. Flip through a few pr0n sites and you'll see how very very strange men can be. And women with no skills beyond being women often get rich catering to them.

I can't stand women who do shiat like this, nor do I have any respect for men who like them that way.

Since somebody brought up Courtney Stodden, is it true that she broke up with Doug because he said she'd had enough damn surgery? The Wikipedia article on her quotes that Couples Therapist as saying this:

"[at first] I said to my producer, 'I think this guy is a pedophile... I don't know if I can work with these people.' I don't condone it, but I do see that this is a married couple that is genuinely married and they have marital issues that needed to be worked on. I came in saying, 'She's a victim, he's a predator.' What I found out was that she has a lot more power in this relationship and he is far more powerless than I expected. His family has completely disowned him... He unfortunately has nothing besides her."

Not that is "whipped" far beyond anything anybody ever criticized me for. And that's not all, as another quote from the frickin' wiki shows:

"Hutchison, who did not realize that she was a teenager, began a courtship with her over the Internet that lasted between four and six months, during which they fell in love before having met in person."

Translation: during which the desperate old farker let her completely hoodwink his pathetic ass. Oh man. I'm so embarrassed for him and so damn glad it couldn't have been me. (These days the worst I can manage is a yen to Agree To Disagree with that farker Gyrfalcon.)

You know that "but for the grace of God" feeling? My reaction is more like 'Yegads, this guy puts my shamelessness to shame.' Marrying Li'l Becky, of Mt. Airy HS Class of '78, was pretty bad, but this! How can anybody over say age 21, male or female, get so stupid? (In my own defense I was 19 at at my Hutchinsonation.)

One thing Dough has going for him is this (again to cut & paste):

"After Hutchison became aware of Stodden's age, he told her mother, Krista, who had monitored their online exchanges, and was aware of their relationship and their age difference, that he would cease his relationship with Stodden if her parents disapproved. Her parents, citing Stodden's 'devout Christianity,' allowed her to make her own decision."

Doesn't that sound like Courtney's mother set him up? If so is that sufficient to excuse his conduct?

And here's the part I really don't get: Stodden looked so good (albeit thin) before, how could he possibly stand watching her turn into that let alone pay for it?

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If I read Against Timarchus correctly, in ancient Athens it was possible under certain circumstances for the polis to revoke a guy's Man Card. If so Doug Hutchinson and this doll-critter's unnamed "sugar daddies" should qualify easily, if they ever had MCs to begin with.

It might still be possible for some misguided human being to watch Doug Hutchinson walk down the street with Courtney and envy him his "babe," she seems pretty typical of air-headed porn starlets, but anybody who'd want to be seen with the thing in TFA should be taken out and shot for his/her own good.

And oh. By the way. Nobody who could have gone for Courtney Stodden at 16 qualifies as a pedophile. What pedophiles want looks more like this:

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2014-02-19 11:46:12 AM  
1 vote:

MBooda: You're thinking of one of the lesser Estevezes.

Ah, you're right!

img.fark.netView Full Size

He was in Soul Taker. Such an awful, awful movie.....
2014-02-19 11:27:48 AM  
1 vote:

MBooda: [ image 640x360]
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Isn't that the same guy who battled Rowsdower?
2014-02-19 11:21:47 AM  
1 vote:

USCLaw2010: I happened to have married that plastic fark doll!

I hate how they just lay there taking it.
2014-02-19 11:20:47 AM  
1 vote:
Seems to me she's wasting her money, she is dumber than a box of rocks. Also her hips are too narrow.
2014-02-19 11:18:34 AM  
1 vote:
All glory to hypnotoad
2014-02-19 11:17:48 AM  
1 vote:
Looks more like 58, than 38, but, at least for once, we have an HONEST whore.
2014-02-19 11:16:02 AM  
1 vote:

CygnusDarius: She can save a lot of money for hypnotherapy just by watching this:

Fox News
Fox Business
Honey Boo Boo

You forgot MSNBC
2014-02-19 11:15:21 AM  
1 vote:
Might hit it for the freak factor. If she wants to be treated like a plastic fark doll who am I to argue.
2014-02-19 11:13:25 AM  
1 vote:
Needs HERO tag
2014-02-19 11:09:16 AM  
1 vote:
Not even with your dick subby
2014-02-19 11:09:13 AM  
1 vote:
She can save a lot of money for hypnotherapy just by watching this:

Fox News
Fox Business
Honey Boo Boo
2014-02-19 10:56:56 AM  
1 vote:

FlashHarry: Blondie Bennett, 38, from California, has sessions once a week to make her more easily confused and vacant.

uh, 58 is more like it, daily fail.

As for the confused and vacant part, I'm betting the Doctor doesn't need to do to much to get her there.
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