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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)   Student says he had a sexual relationship with teacher...possible felony charges may result...for the student   ( divider line
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17474 clicks; posted to Main » on 19 Feb 2014 at 6:37 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-19 03:08:10 PM  
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AverageAmericanGuy: It's always best to take pictures. You can then use the pictures as blackmail to keep the sugar coming without fear she'll risk her career to claim you're the one forcing her to do it.

Just a the tip from your uncle John, kids.

2014-02-19 10:04:40 AM  
1 vote:

dennysgod: 17-year-old captain of the school's football and basketball teams,

Well we all know how this will end. Probably won't even get a smack on the wrist and the teacher, depsite no evidence of any sort of sexual relations, will never find a job teaching again.

Good. He is the real victim here. So she is good at covering her tracks, that doesn't mean she is innocent. She should be put on the sex offender registry too. The rape apologists sure are out in full force this morning.

/Men don't lie
2014-02-19 09:04:40 AM  
1 vote:

FC Exile: Joan Rivers magical pussy

Ha! Good try but I am not googling "Joan Rivers magical pussy".
2014-02-19 08:35:42 AM  
1 vote:

GoldSpider: CheekyMonkey: Because women are the weaker, stupider sex.

For some strange reason, you don't see feminists screeching to change this perception in the law.

They're either too dumb or too busy doing their nails to notice.
2014-02-19 08:10:28 AM  
1 vote:

GoldSpider: Monkeyhouse Zendo: Why do we treat the statutory rape of young men differently than we do that of young women.

Because society (at least our laws) haven't come to terms with the fact that teenage girls can be the willful sexual beings that teenage boys are.

As a parent to a son and a daughter, i know that if the boy is stupid and impregnates a girl, she is farked. If my daughter is stupid and gets impregnated by some farker, then we is farked. So hells yes there is a double standard in this household!

/boys have penises, and girls have vaginas
2014-02-19 07:57:09 AM  
1 vote:

tallguywithglasseson: It's just like screaming "fire" in a crowded theater.

I would think that screaming "fire" has gotten passé. I think a better analogy would be screaming "gunman with a military-style assualt weapon with 200 round clip and a shoulder thing that goes up" in a theater.

/Or just "gun!" if you are in some kind of hurry
2014-02-19 07:22:47 AM  
1 vote:

JoieD'Zen: [ image 634x615] here is his pic, courtesy of the fail.
A ginger with waxed brows, you be the judge.

That is such a punchable face.
2014-02-19 07:00:17 AM  
1 vote: Full Size
here is his pic, courtesy of the fail.
A ginger with waxed brows, you be the judge.
2014-02-19 06:55:17 AM  
1 vote:
But...he's popular!  Good-looking, well-liked athlete!  We can't ruin his life!
2014-02-19 12:27:49 AM  
1 vote:
Considering that comment could have completely ruined the teacher's life, I say "good".

/can't help but be curious what the PE teacher looks like, though... for educational purposes. ;)
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