Phineas: The Blight Surveyors should unionize, then the city could pay them $35/hour will full benefits to analyze the blight caused by previous union contracts.That would be most amusing.Also, $10/hour isn't enough in Detroit anymore. Our fast food workers both want and deserve $15/hour. How can you justify paying blight surveyors only $10/hour when fast food workers deserve $15?Plus, Blight Surveying is a government job, so each dollar we pay them magically turns into $1.79, right libs? In fact, we're stupid not to pay them at least $35 even without the union, it should lift Detroit right out of bankruptcy. Hire 100,000 blight surveyors, pay them all $35/hour, that's $140million a week, * 1.79 = $250,000,000 a week that gets pumped into the Detroit economy. The city tax rate of 2.4% will generate over $3 million a week alone for the city. We can then fully fund all the pensions, get out of bankruptcy, buy back Belle Isle.. MAN this will be great!Thank god for the Democrats, bureaucracy, and government jobs.
Phineas: Carn: potato/0liberal * jackass = urmom/slut
DarkVader: Detroit doesn't need to shrink. It needs to figure out how to grow.
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