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(Mirror.co.uk)   You really won't believe how hard it is to get a horse out of your house once they move in   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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3430 clicks; posted to Main » on 17 Feb 2014 at 7:11 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-17 04:55:22 AM  
Of course, of course.
2014-02-17 05:15:18 AM  
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2014-02-17 06:21:02 AM  
But if it hadn't been for that horse, she never would have spent a year in college.
2014-02-17 06:21:31 AM  
Are those road apples in the fruit dish?
2014-02-17 07:17:07 AM  
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2014-02-17 07:18:48 AM  
If You Give a Mouse Horse a Cookie...
2014-02-17 07:21:43 AM  
Some people see a problem but all I see are many interspecies erotica opportunities.
2014-02-17 07:24:44 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: But if it hadn't been for that horse, she never would have spent a year in college.

Everyone has heard that part of the story, but only one person has the other side.

In my family we have "Your horse is in my garden" to refer to wrong numbers and misdelivered information.
2014-02-17 07:25:35 AM  
Did they try communicating with it in Mor-or-or-or-orse?
2014-02-17 07:27:19 AM  
They will publish anything, but they have review the comments on that site?

What a crock of farking shiat.
2014-02-17 07:28:06 AM  
Surprised it hit the news before she started getting complaints from the neigh-bors. 

/Really, Fark? You're not even trying...
2014-02-17 07:31:50 AM  
They will usually leave after you pay them.
2014-02-17 07:34:26 AM  
Is it really that hard to remove a horse from one's house?

2014-02-17 07:34:55 AM  
But Wilbur-r-r-r-r-r
2014-02-17 07:35:11 AM  
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Just ask him nicely.
2014-02-17 07:42:10 AM  
But the horse came back
The very next day.
2014-02-17 07:46:14 AM  
If he played the violin, he could be the "Fiddler on the Hoof"
2014-02-17 07:58:36 AM  
So says that last descendant of Catherine the Great.

/she didn't say her husband was sick, she said he was a little horse
//here all week, tip your servers
2014-02-17 07:59:22 AM  
It's not as bad as a roo in a trailer .
2014-02-17 07:59:33 AM  
Horse feathers!
2014-02-17 08:08:26 AM  

Son of Thunder: But the horse came back
The very next day.

They thought he was a goner!
2014-02-17 08:22:33 AM  
I don't want him to feel self conscious - Everybody urinate NOW!

2014-02-17 08:29:28 AM  
It was good to be out of the rain.

/the horse had a name
2014-02-17 08:30:02 AM  
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2014-02-17 08:45:01 AM  
Same with this cow that moved in with me.
2014-02-17 10:00:24 AM  
Soon enough we will see the desire of the horse withers ...
2014-02-17 10:21:01 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: [img2-1.timeinc.net image 300x400]

Just ask him nicely.

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And,  If that doesn't work.......
2014-02-17 10:21:53 AM  
Look at her horse. Her horse is amazing.

Has she given it a lick yet? Does it taste just like raisins?

Btw, don't ask to see where the lemonade is made.
2014-02-17 10:27:58 AM  

And open door and a pack of firecrackers and you will never see that horse again.
2014-02-17 10:55:16 AM  
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2014-02-17 10:57:56 AM  
Just locate the Electric Monk.
2014-02-17 11:35:02 AM  

Four Horsemen of the Domestic Dispute: Harry Freakstorm: [img2-1.timeinc.net image 300x400]

Just ask him nicely.

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And,  If that doesn't work.......

What's with the ziptie?
2014-02-17 02:20:36 PM  

What's with the ziptie?

2014-02-17 05:16:01 PM  
Came for Dirk Gently reference, leaving disappointed.
2014-02-17 05:27:34 PM  
I have an idea that will get him out.

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2014-02-17 05:38:22 PM  
Shed Horse > House Horse
2014-02-17 10:23:41 PM  
Paint its coat several bright colours and rent out your place to Bronies. That poor critter will pay you rent to keep them out.
2014-02-18 02:44:26 AM  
Has he been horsetrained (lol, a pun!)

Seriously though.  Horse piss stinks, and I can't imagine anyone wanting him dropping huge random piles of horsepoo all over the house.
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