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(TMZ)   TV pastor bitten by venomous snake. This is not a repeat from Genesis   ( divider line
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2014-02-17 12:43:43 AM  

nharrisphoto: Seen in the vicinity.

Thank you! That was a awesome scene
2014-02-17 01:14:32 AM  
"Sorry to interrupt this discussion, but has anyone seen my snake?"

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2014-02-17 01:53:56 AM  

TerminalEchoes: Snakes are not poisonous. Snakes are venomous.

I always wondered about this. If I ate a rattlesnake's venom glands, would I be poisoned, envenomated, or neither?
2014-02-17 01:55:03 AM  
Why the hell is this on Nat Geo?

First of all, snakes are venomous, not poisonous. Goddamn idiot journalists.

Second of all, snake handling churches will mistreat their animals. There was a story recently on fark about this.

The euthanized snakes were "highly suspected of being infected with the same pathogens that have proven fatal for the other 39 snakes brought to us ... this is due to the overcrowded conditions they were being kept in, prior to their arrival at Knoxville Zoo," the zoo's Michael Ogle said.

 Yeah, okay they're diamondbacks and so on but the animals do not deserve this treatment and frankly someone dying of this practice feels like karma.

/poor critters
2014-02-17 02:00:56 AM  
Same guy was bitten previously and let his finger literally rot off. Nutball fanatic.
2014-02-17 05:18:08 AM  

TerminalEchoes: Snakes are not poisonous. Snakes are venomous.

We know. And we really don't care.
2014-02-17 09:48:59 AM  

Gyrfalcon: And we really don't care.

Speak for yourself.
2014-02-17 10:05:29 AM  
There's a biblical lesson in this.  Do not put the LORD to the test.
2014-02-17 10:39:42 AM  

gnosis301: There's a biblical lesson in this.  Do not put the LORD to the test.

Exactly. Magic is not real and you will die.

Actually. I've changed my mind. if you feel magic is real, put your life at risk and have faith that magic will save you.
2014-02-17 10:17:31 PM  
The Lord works in mysterious ways....Darwinism on the other hand is pretty direct.
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2014-02-18 12:10:27 AM  
When you're getting bitten by a snake that can kill you with whatever liquid is in it's body, whether the snake is 'poisonous' or 'venomous' is pretty much irrelevant.

But have fun, you snake aficionados.
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