show me: Christ, what an idiot.
swaniefrmreddeer: He may not have believed in evilution, but evilution believed in him.
Gecko Gingrich: I never worry when I'm bitten by a poisonous snake, unless said snake is also venomous.
RodneyToady: And The Lord said, "TLC reality shows are blessed in my eyes, but appeareth not on the Nat Geo Channel, for it is an abomination."2 TVGuide 8:13-14
Barfmaker: the Bible says a poisonous snakebite will not harm them as long as they are anointed by God's power.Everyone who has been anointed by God's power take one step forward not so fast Pastor.
cygnusx13: /who am I kidding? As long as there's money to be made we'll always have snake charming preachers.
contrapunctus: Not that any of you will find this surprising, but snake handling is indeed a uniquely American form of Christianity:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snake_handling
styckx: And I'm sure his congregation will be on the doorstep of the church again next Sunday repeating cycle of stupidity.
BunkyBrewman: Didn't I see this on an episode of Justified? Didn't work out well for that guy, either./wants to be Raylan Givens when I grow up
Bslim: Whew! Thank god, nothing of value was lost.
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