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(Mirror.co.uk)   If there's one good thing that can be said about being Britain's smallest teenager it's that no one else will be wearing the same dress as you at the school prom   ( mirror.co.uk) divider line
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2014-02-15 04:42:36 PM  
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AbiNormal: You would have to have a child size penis to have sex with her.

She could find some nice guy who carry's a gun like some of you farkers suggest.

Just imagine how cheap of a date she would be. She wont eat much. Sneaking her into the drive-in will be easy, just put her in the glove box.
2014-02-15 10:53:58 AM  
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I dated a little person once when I was 15, so I'm getting a kick out of these replies. It's pretty amazing how their bodies are in some ways like full-sized adults and some ways like little baby dwarf midget children, like an infant or a doll except they move on their own. For example hair. The hair on a pygmy is the same as it is on a larger person. Sometimes there's not as much of it except where it grows. So we went to get a pizza one night, and I set her on the pinball machine. Well she got excited and broke the glass, which cut into her spinal column. I didn't have anything to close the wound or stop the bleeding, so I put her in a bag and took her to my Aunt Faith's house three blocks away, who had a big Singer sewing machine. Well again I couldn't get her lined up on the machine, and the bobbin wouldn't go high enough. It was so sad. By this time I think she was getting sleepy - at least she had stopped crying and yelling. But I had promised her we would go cow-tipping, and so I changed the bag to one without a bunch of blood inside it and brought her over to the neighbor's ranch. But there were no cows left to tip because they had all been turned inside-out by a UFO that was parked in the corner. It started up when we got there and stayed there like a hovering sombrero. I wondered what to do to get away, so I held up the bag. A beam of light came and the bag slowly became two-dimensional and faded away. Luckily my hand was okay. It was really weird that no one ever asked me any questions about her after that. Maybe they didn't notice I was out with a midget because she was small and then I had her in the bag.  Anyway I never got a chance to have sex with her and now I'm too old to get a 15-year old. Maybe I can find a woman with cerebral palsy or something. They usually don't get very big either as far as I know.
2014-02-15 10:18:37 AM  
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MemeSlave: How does the whole after-prom sex thing work?

She'd be like a human fleshlight.
2014-02-15 09:55:32 AM  
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Sounds like she has a great attitude; I hope she's able to get the wheelchair that would make her life a little easier.
2014-02-15 09:33:34 AM  
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/seat on the bus reserved
2014-02-15 09:29:33 AM  
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I'd let her go up on me.
2014-02-15 09:28:08 AM  
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MemeSlave: How does the whole after-prom sex thing work?

i'm picturing something simular to a ventriliquists act
2014-02-15 09:27:08 AM  
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MemeSlave: How does the whole after-prom sex thing work?

Basically, after prom, you go somewhere and have sex.
2014-02-15 09:24:07 AM  
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Britain's smallest teenager? So what, she's only 14 stone?
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