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(Daily Mail)   Man spends four hours in the snow writing a giant valentine to his fiancee. No word on how many gallons of beer that required   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2014-02-15 09:10:38 AM  
When did Drew sell Fark to the Oprah network?
2014-02-15 09:14:46 AM  
That must be some pretty good poontang.
2014-02-15 09:24:56 AM  
LAUGHTER OL he probably did not have to worry about the coldness on the testicles of he. Because he does not have these.
2014-02-15 09:27:27 AM  
That's too intricate to have been made by a human being.  I'm thinking aliens.
2014-02-15 09:50:16 AM  
I think the icicle buildup would...chafe

2014-02-15 09:53:32 AM  
He could have saved himself a lot of trouble and just bought a card.

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2014-02-15 10:01:46 AM  
Looks kinda unborn to me... yep.
2014-02-15 11:06:03 AM  
This is vandalism pure and simple. I have notified the authorities.
2014-02-15 11:22:23 AM  
Dude fails for not peeing the message in the snow. THAT'S romance.
2014-02-15 11:30:31 AM  
Farmer Brown:  Now listen here, Farmer Green.  I don't want your boy spending any more time with my daughter Esmerelda.

Farmer Green:  Why is that, Farmer Brown?

FB:  When I got up this morning, your boy's name was written in the snow outside my daughter's bedroom window!

FG:  Well, you know, boys will be boys.  Don't be too hasty.

FB:  You think I don't recognize my own daughter's handwriting?
2014-02-15 12:29:25 PM  
2014-02-15 02:51:58 PM  
He'll be lucky if he doesn't get dumped for this. His penmanship was awful. There was no uniformity to this letters, which shows a clear lack of planning. If he truly cared, he'd have surveyed the field and marked his message out on a grid, then practiced in a wheat field to make sure it looked all proper and even. This half-effort just shows how much he takes his fiance' for granted. I doubt she'll be his valentine.
2014-02-15 05:18:44 PM  
At least he didn't use Comic Sans.
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