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(Fox News)   Mysterious energy ribbon found at the edge of the solar system. Captains Kirk, Picard unavailable for comment   ( foxnews.com) divider line
    More: Interesting, magnetic fields, Heliosphere, ibex, cosmic rays, interstellar space  
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2014-02-15 01:58:57 AM  
4 votes:
Suddenly you go into the energy ribbon, to find you're living in the most mind numbing and boring perfect world for yourself! Confusing world too, making you wonder if you're supposed to be in a house in France when it seems like an English family? Also how can it be so "perfect" when you still have your Starfleet uniform on, which means you, as well as the "perfect wife and the kids" will be having to re-board the Enterprise-D soon once shore leave is over and the fantasy Starfleet calls you back to duty. In fact the fantasy seems to want to kick you out, because in your fantasy for some odd reason it has exploding tree ornaments that resemble a star's supernova collapse!
2014-02-15 03:46:42 AM  
2 votes:

ciberido: Obviously we should attempt a landing on Europa.

Nuke it from orbit first

ciberido: aspAddict: roothog: sobriquet by any other name: Voyager

You're in dangerous waters using the word "Voyager" in a Star Trek thread.

Voyager was the best out of the Star Trek series.

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Red alert!  Red alert!

I liked Enterprise.  Seriously.  Especially Subcommander Cameltoe.
2014-02-15 03:21:45 AM  
2 votes:

kkinnison: Over at the Kerbal Space program we have harnessed the power of Krakens to provide reaction-less thrust to our craft, this might be the result

That, or the V'ger probes are doing some nasty stuff out in interstellar space

I prefer the power of pure spite.

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2014-02-15 02:34:24 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-02-15 01:59:56 AM  
2 votes:
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Might as well get this one out of the way early.
2014-02-15 12:00:14 AM  
2 votes:
Dill weed. ...In the cabinet, second shelf to the left, ...behind the oregano.
2014-02-15 08:29:52 PM  
1 vote:
Ribbon is a neon sign saying stay away from the 3rd rock. Puny brains.
2014-02-15 12:03:40 PM  
1 vote:

Notabunny: fta "What is really missing here is our understanding of the physics," Schwadron said,

Is that Best Korean dude back from the sun, yet? We could have hime go take a look.

Nope, he's still waiting for night so he can land his ship.
2014-02-15 10:29:44 AM  
1 vote:
Young whippersnappers think of this:
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But I think of this:
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2014-02-15 05:25:04 AM  
1 vote:

AppleOptionEsc: TNG. Holy Quatlos, the first 2 seasons aged like milk.

True, but this series had "The Inner Light", which IMO was the single best episode of the entire franchise.
2014-02-15 03:06:15 AM  
1 vote:
Over at the Kerbal Space program we have harnessed the power of Krakens to provide reaction-less thrust to our craft, this might be the result

That, or the V'ger probes are doing some nasty stuff out in interstellar space
2014-02-15 02:27:35 AM  
1 vote:
Bridge on the Captain!

/Er, wait...
2014-02-15 02:26:10 AM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: Abacus9: roothog: Haven't you ever seen the first Star Trek movie?

That was V'ger

/we don't use that other V word
//suck factor 12

V'ger was short for Voyager. They found out at the end.
2014-02-15 02:24:55 AM  
1 vote:
If it turns out there's an energy barrier at the edge of the galaxy, everyone owes Gene Roddenberry a BIG apology.
2014-02-15 02:12:01 AM  
1 vote:
There is no farking way in hell either of those men would have a fake "perfect utopia" that was anywhere other than the bridge of the Enterprise (of whatever flavor).
2014-02-15 01:47:27 AM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: It was... fun.

/Oh, my...

Probe pulled out of orbit too soon, wound up shooting right past Uranus.
2014-02-15 01:34:50 AM  
1 vote:
Obviously we should attempt a landing on Europa.
2014-02-15 01:31:43 AM  
1 vote:
Something's missing...
2014-02-14 11:21:03 PM  
1 vote:
Time has no meaning there. The predator has no teeth.
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