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(Omaha World Herald)   The story of the Nebraska man who created one of the most delicious, versatile condiments known to mankind, ranch dressing   ( divider line
    More: Hero, ranch dressing, Nebraska, Clorox, Nebraska Man, Hidden Valley  
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2014-02-15 03:34:07 AM  
3 votes:
Ranch is for when the only two choices are Ranch or French.
2014-02-15 01:34:00 AM  
3 votes:
Original Ranch Dressing (the dry mix kind) is frikkin delicious; but I don't think it's the same as it used to be. That could just be me, though

/but you keep that sh*t away from my hot wings
//gimme some bleu cheese dresing for those
2014-02-15 12:59:51 AM  
2 votes:
That article will make you not want to eat ranch dressing again,
2014-02-15 01:07:03 PM  
1 vote:
Lovers of Sriracha can go shove it. It's Ranch that is the Condiment of the Gods!

Ever tried using Ranch on a fish sandwich instead of Tartar Sauce?
2014-02-15 11:14:46 AM  
1 vote:
Loving this thread for the amount of people who think MSG is some sort of dangerous chemical.
2014-02-15 06:15:09 AM  
1 vote:
a plumbing contractor who buys a tourist ranch is a "cowboy" and because he invents an MSG-laden fat delivery vehicle he is a 'hero.'

/ stop planet, want to get off.
2014-02-15 04:30:08 AM  
1 vote:
Kind of a cool ranch story
2014-02-15 04:18:56 AM  
1 vote:
Sriracha = the new ketchup.

/debate over.
2014-02-15 04:09:40 AM  
1 vote:
Ranch is not a condiment: it's a blandifying fatty food lubricant. Blech.
2014-02-15 03:54:57 AM  
1 vote:

gameshowhost: KRANCH

2014-02-15 03:37:00 AM  
1 vote:

DrPainMD: Ranch is for when the only two choices are Ranch or French.

2014-02-15 01:32:44 AM  
1 vote:
I once worked at a bowling alley snack bar where our patrons (not known for their sophisticated palates) could have ranch as a possible sauce for their chicken strips.  One week the order came in wrong and we got a tub of creamy Caesar, which we served as "ranch" because.... well, why not?  I preferred the Caesar anyway.

When that was exhausted we went back to real ranch, but the customers must have complained.  The next time we got a shipment of "ranch dressing" was Caesar, and it remained Caesar the rest of the time I worked there.
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