Trailltrader: #8: Onan directly disobeyed God by not inseminating his brothers wife to carry on the bloodline. God killed him for coitus interruptus. 'Nuff said.
TOSViolation: The stupid thing is that the author of that stupid webpage is thinking like an idiot human.When God kills a righteous person, he's just inviting them into his home. That's it. It's no tragedy. Many of you are just too stupid to realize that this pathetic life you cling to is meaningless in the grand scheme of existence.
BATMANATEE: So, Old Testament god is essentially the biatchy popular girl from high school, but with the power to destroy anything and everything on a whim. God is an omnipotent Heather. I think I'll stick to science fiction.
Trailltrader: God is so Holy, to present such people before him would be an insult.
Trailltrader: What an amazing way of twisting God's book to "support" a non-believers position. What an insulting backhanded way of acknowledging WHY GOD DID WHAT HE DID!#1: Eliseus was a prophet of God. Think on that for a moment. His job is to represent God in physical form on this plane of existence.If Eliseus didn't kill those children then it would give the appearance that God wasn't God.
Weaver95: Meh. Pagan. Don't care.
Rivetman1.0: You asked for it, dude
Baz744: Her little hands shaking, she takes the plate from you. Her stomach in knots, she takes a piece of wood and shoves the meat around a little, trying to muster the will to take a bite, putting off the inevitable for just a few more moments.Now.Explain it to her. Explain Jehovah's "justice" to her in a way that makes sense. Help her feel Jehovah's "love" for her with every morsel of her dinner.
meat0918: markie_farkie: It's like Earth is some Sadist version of The Sims..FTFY
Trailltrader: What an amazing way of twisting God's book to "support" a non-believers position. What an insulting backhanded way of acknowledging WHY GOD DID WHAT HE DID!
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