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That's hot.

I want to be your X axis.

Marcus Aurelius: I want to be your X axis.

Don't be lazy. Go for Y.

Is there an Algebraic formula that makes a heart shape for it's solution?  XY?

Baby, pull down my pants and I can give you a mathematical proof of how hot I think you are, specifically that

In which the primary theoretical curves of  FBUC versus ΔP is the optimal primary curve relating to your baseline attractiveness, assuming  the same average values of penile distensibility,VE/VF, aspect ratio,D/L, and flaccid diameter,DF, but having the highest, average and lowest values of expandability,X.

Blah blah area of your box.

mrlewish: Is there an Algebraic formula that makes a heart shape for it's solution?  XY?

x²+(y³√x²)²=1

If you're a derivative, doesn't that make it ... incest?

The angle of the dangle is proportional to the heat cos it's time to sin with your tan body. Secant.

What are you some sort of college boy or something?

Ivo Shandor: mrlewish: Is there an Algebraic formula that makes a heart shape for it's solution?  XY?

x²+(y³√x²)²=1

The one I'm familiar with is y= |x| +/- sqrt(1-x^2).

More like pasty white gent, amirite?

I'll give you my pole coordinates.

Hey baby, I wanna teach you the right-hand rule with my right arm and right leg:

http://xkcd.com/199/

I prefer what the community college kids use:

My dick just died, can I bury it in your vagina?

Simple, direct, and doesn't beat around the bush either.

"That's my Pi!"

Statistical love poems

My favorite:

H0: All is lost, our love is not mean to be
Ha: Oh happy day, you really like me
Our favorite test statistic says p=0.053
That's a little high but it's good enough for me

So what can I do to woo her?

Rachel Peterson- MIT '09 Chemical Engineering

yakmans_dad: If you're a derivative, doesn't that make it ... incest?

Kinda what I was wondering....

Just give him/her a card with the Valentine's Day equation, duh:

I'd rather be her integral so I could be the area under all her curves.

The important thing is to force to zero the determinant of:

|   H   O   W   C   A   |
|   N    I    G    E   T   |
|   H   E    R    I    N   |
|   T   O    B   E   D   |
|   T   O    D   A   Y   |

for the associated system of equations of A,B,C,D,E,G,H,I,N,O,R,T,W, & Y factors.

/hopefully someone gets why det [x] matters here

from "The Cyberiad" by Stanislaw Lem

Come, let us hasten to a higher plane
Their indices bedecked from one to n
Commingled in an endless Markov chain!
Come, every frustrum longs to be a cone
And every vector dreams of matrices.
Hark to the gentle gradient of the breeze:
It whispers of a more ergodic zone.
In Riemann, Hilbert or in Banach space
Let superscripts and subscripts go their ways.
Our asymptotes no longer out of phase,
We shall encounter, counting, face to face.
Thou'lt tell me all the constants of thy love;
And so we two shall all love's lemmas prove,
And in our bound partition never part.
For what did Cauchy know, or Christoffel,
Or Fourier, or any Bools or Euler,
Wielding their compasses, their pens and rulers,
Of thy supernal sinusoidal spell?
Cancel me not - for what then shall remain?
Abscissas some mantissas, modules, modes,
A root or two, a torus and a node:
The inverse of my verse, a null domain.
Ellipse of bliss, converge, O lips divine!
the product o four scalars is defines!
Cyberiad draws nigh, and the skew mind
Cuts capers like a happy haversine.
I see the eigenvalue in thine eye,
I hear the tender tensor in thy sigh.
Bernoulli would have been content to die,
Had he but known such a^2 cos 2 phi!

Ivo Shandor: mrlewish: Is there an Algebraic formula that makes a heart shape for it's solution?  XY?

x²+(y³√x²)²=1

That means two in the pink and one in the stink.

DerAppie: [www.quickmeme.com image 527x503]

Bros before cos.

Pentaxian: So what can I do to woo her?
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Rachel Peterson- MIT '09 Chemical Engineering

Bah. Her patellae are too convex.

I once received a love letter that contained the following sentence:

I burn for you: It's a sort of gangrenous oedema that can only be relieved by a twisted-pair shunt.

/Yes, he turned out to be a sociopath, why do you ask?

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