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(Bleacher Report)   Derek Jeter has dated so many women in his career, somebody made it into a starting baseball lineup. Now why would somebody place Mariah Carey at left field?   ( divider line
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2014-02-13 10:38:59 PM  
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Now why would somebody place Mariah Carey at left field?

That's just Mariah being Mariah.
2014-02-13 11:09:54 PM  
1 vote:
I'm guessing Arod is either the DH or 3rd base.
2014-02-13 10:51:45 PM  
1 vote:

Tellurium: Minka Kelly is left handed.

I don't care.It makes me feel like someone else jerkin' me off.
2014-02-13 10:02:09 PM  
1 vote:
Mariah Carey's got more range than anybody on that field. A five-octave range. She should be in center.
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