FARK.com: (8142066) Derek Jeter has dated so many women in his career, somebody made it into a starting baseball lineup. Now why would somebody place Mariah Carey at left field?

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		Derek Jeter has dated so many women in his career, somebody made it into a starting baseball lineup. Now why would somebody place Mariah Carey at left field? ( bleacherreport.com)		37
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SilentStrider

2014-02-13 07:11:11 PM

Minka Kelly is catcher.

So... she takes it up the ass?

/sorry

Speaker2Animals

2014-02-13 07:40:21 PM

I'd say Mariah should be the catcher -- stocky build and all....

Prey4reign

2014-02-13 08:18:56 PM

And he banged them all without any PEDs. What a career!

the council of thirteen

2014-02-13 09:46:47 PM

Misconduc

2014-02-13 09:48:26 PM

Prey4reign: And he banged them all without any PEDs. What a career!

Roger Clemens, Big Papi, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire. What do they have in common? They didn't bang the hot women, know why? PED makes your dick little.

Jeter clearly wasn't on Roids and bang that list of tail, just sayin.

Bane of Broone

2014-02-13 09:54:56 PM

Misconduc: Prey4reign: And he banged them all without any PEDs. What a career!

Roger Clemens, Big Papi, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire. What do they have in common? They didn't bang the hot women, know why? PED makes your dick little.

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Jeter clearly wasn't on Roids and bang that list of tail, just sayin.

I'll give Roger a slight pass because of Mindy McCready. Not that she was really hot or anything (solid 7), but after seeing her sex tape she gained a couple of points in my book.

Bane of Broone

2014-02-13 09:58:15 PM

Also, while I'm not sure exactly how many women Jeter has had over his career, 10 in 19 years isn't really "so many" in my mind. More like he has dated "enough" to make a starting lineup.

Misconduc

2014-02-13 09:59:58 PM

Bane of Broone: Misconduc: Prey4reign: And he banged them all without any PEDs. What a career!

Roger Clemens, Big Papi, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire. What do they have in common? They didn't bang the hot women, know why? PED makes your dick little.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 320x240]

Jeter clearly wasn't on Roids and bang that list of tail, just sayin.

I'll give Roger a slight pass because of Mindy McCready. Not that she was really hot or anything (solid 7), but after seeing her sex tape she gained a couple of points in my book.

Young Mindy was smoking hot, but after she plumped up, I don't think Roger would after a 12 pack.

bubbaprog

2014-02-13 10:02:09 PM

Mariah Carey's got more range than anybody on that field. A five-octave range. She should be in center.

Jakesta

2014-02-13 10:06:19 PM

Wasn't she like 14 at the time? That shouldn't count.

Bane of Broone

2014-02-13 10:10:04 PM

Jakesta: Bane of Broone: Misconduc: Prey4reign: And he banged them all without any PEDs. What a career!

Roger Clemens, Big Papi, Sammy Sosa, Mark McGuire. What do they have in common? They didn't bang the hot women, know why? PED makes your dick little.

[s3.amazonaws.com image 320x240]

Jeter clearly wasn't on Roids and bang that list of tail, just sayin.

I'll give Roger a slight pass because of Mindy McCready. Not that she was really hot or anything (solid 7), but after seeing her sex tape she gained a couple of points in my book.

Wasn't she like 14 at the time? That shouldn't count.

No idea. Maybe Rog saw grass on the field yadda yadda...

swahnhennessy

2014-02-13 10:20:46 PM

I know he's rich and famous, but he's still goofy-lookin'.

HaywoodJablonski

2014-02-13 10:23:19 PM

That's some high-class tail.

mcmnky

2014-02-13 10:38:59 PM

Now why would somebody place Mariah Carey at left field?

That's just Mariah being Mariah.

Flappyhead

2014-02-13 10:40:44 PM

Speaker2Animals: I'd say Mariah should be the catcher -- stocky build and all....

I'd go with Jessica Biel. Good strong build and plenty of gratuitous ass shots.

Tellurium

2014-02-13 10:46:44 PM

Minka Kelly is left handed.

CigaretteSmokingMan

2014-02-13 10:48:24 PM

bubbaprog: Mariah Carey's got more range than anybody on that field. A five-octave range. She should be in center.

Had more voice range.

W.C.fields forever

2014-02-13 10:51:45 PM

Tellurium: Minka Kelly is left handed.

I don't care.It makes me feel like someone else jerkin' me off.

ladodger34

2014-02-13 11:01:53 PM

Bane of Broone: Also, while I'm not sure exactly how many women Jeter has had over his career, 10 in 19 years isn't really "so many" in my mind. More like he has dated "enough" to make a starting lineup.

These are just the super hot, famous women that he was supposedly with. Lord knows he probably had more than his fair share of super hot, not so famous women.

Somebody today said he took the George Brett 'don't get married until you retire' advice to heart.

fatalvenom

2014-02-13 11:07:16 PM

Speaker2Animals: I'd say Mariah should be the catcher -- stocky build and all....

Naw, she should be an OF.

After all those years of getting stretched out by rolls of tar paper...she should know how to close a gap.

Dinobot

2014-02-13 11:09:54 PM

I'm guessing Arod is either the DH or 3rd base.

Bane of Broone

2014-02-13 11:24:19 PM

ladodger34: Bane of Broone: Also, while I'm not sure exactly how many women Jeter has had over his career, 10 in 19 years isn't really "so many" in my mind. More like he has dated "enough" to make a starting lineup.

These are just the super hot, famous women that he was supposedly with. Lord knows he probably had more than his fair share of super hot, not so famous women.

Somebody today said he took the George Brett 'don't get married until you retire' advice to heart.

I didn't even consider that. Thanks.

I'm a Worcester-born Red Sox fan, but I can't help but really like Jeter.

ukexpat

2014-02-13 11:47:27 PM

Wasn't be boffing Cameron Diaz at one time?

Pentaxian

2014-02-14 12:02:38 AM

ladodger34: These are just the super hot, famous women that he was supposedly with. Lord knows he probably had more than his fair share of super hot, not so famous women.

If you laid all of the models in NYC end-to-end...you would have had a slow weekend compared to Jeter's.

Bane of Broone

2014-02-14 12:25:32 AM

Pentaxian: ladodger34: These are just the super hot, famous women that he was supposedly with. Lord knows he probably had more than his fair share of super hot, not so famous women.

If you laid all of the models in NYC end-to-end...you would have had a slow weekend compared to Jeter's.

That's the only way to go. I'm not into prudes.

JohnAnnArbor

2014-02-14 03:03:27 AM

Team sponsored by whoever supplies the gift baskets that he's famous for.

Tr0mBoNe

2014-02-14 07:15:14 AM

Nice win! Time for some grabass!

Slower.

Publikwerks

2014-02-14 07:21:09 AM

Tom Brady approves

gmacbeth

2014-02-14 10:12:48 AM

Were any of them switch hitters?

Any triple plays?

We need more stats dammit!!!!

slayer199

2014-02-14 10:48:02 AM

And just think, most of those women now have the herp because of Jeter.

Rwa2play

2014-02-14 11:56:11 AM

SilentStrider: Minka Kelly is catcher.

So... she takes it up the ass?

/sorry

LOL, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

Rwa2play

2014-02-14 11:57:17 AM

Speaker2Animals: I'd say Mariah should be the catcher -- stocky build and all....

Can't believe how beautiful she was when she first came to the scene. Not saying she isn't attractive now, but in comparison back then she was downright sexy.

red5ish

2014-02-14 05:33:20 PM

Is he in some sort of contest with John Mayer?

JuicePats

2014-02-14 05:41:29 PM

Wrong.

Steroids will shrink your testicles, but will not impact penis size.

Cletus C.

2014-02-14 06:01:22 PM

It seems demeaning to put women he's dated at baseball positions. Like a twisted version of the ol' bedpost notches.

That said, Tyra Banks at DH?

red5ish

2014-02-14 06:29:58 PM

I wasn't going to come back to this thread but this keeps bothering me. Jessica Alba? goddamnitsomuch

YabbaDabbaDouchebag

2014-02-15 07:16:54 AM

red5ish: Is he in some sort of contest with John Mayer?

If he was, he won it a long time ago.

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