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(Chicago Trib)   Turns out the Safe and Sound Senior Citizen Social Club not all it's cracked up to be   ( chicagotribune.com) divider line
    More: Ironic, Senior Citizen Social Club, senior citizens, robbery  
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3058 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Feb 2014 at 9:53 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-13 10:29:44 AM  
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micah1701: in before the anit-second-amendment folks claim that carrying for self protection doesn't stop crimes.

I don't think anybody has ever said that categorically.

But you do, and that's what's important here. That you reinforce your value system
2014-02-13 10:03:23 AM  
1 vote:
Gary has a detective named James Bond.  I bet a lot of those senior's were shaken, not stirred.
2014-02-13 09:59:27 AM  
1 vote:
"Someone from inside the social club returned fire and shot the suspect," King told reporters. "When he came in he told everybody to get on the floor and he had a gun. He was armed with a weapon. That sounds like the fruits of a robbery."

I thought the fruits of the robbery was the loot. Fruit? Loot? Fruit Loot! Ah say, Ah say, almost a pun, there.
2014-02-13 09:56:58 AM  
1 vote:
They're seniors in Gary. Haven't they suffered enough?
2014-02-13 09:55:27 AM  
1 vote:
The first rule of senior citizens club is you do not talk about senior citizens club.
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