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(Detroit Free Press)   "It was a typical weekday night at the All Around Bar - except for the casket on the dance floor"   ( divider line
    More: Weird, congestive heart failure, Dearborn Heights, western movies, pulmonary diseases  
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2014-02-13 08:43:19 AM  
♫ I bet that you look dead on the dance floor...I don't know if you're looking for romance or... ♪

/got nuthin', RIP bar guy
2014-02-13 08:52:33 AM  
Somebody call 9-1-1... 'cause there's a dead guy on the dance floor -- Oh Whooooaaaa!
2014-02-13 09:27:01 AM  
2014-02-13 10:30:16 AM  
Last words: Stop this beat, it's killing me!

2014-02-13 10:53:31 AM  
Came here to say "but you better not kill the groove, DJ," beaten to it as usual.
2014-02-13 11:57:41 AM  
Hmm... not a bad idea... a little money from my life insurance policy could cover transportation for all the drunks who need it.

As an old friend of mine has said numerous times:
I want my funeral to be a two drink minimum.
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