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(Daily Mail)   O.J. Simpson goes on hunger strike in order to kill himself. Authorities expect it to be a slow drawn out drama   ( dailymail.co.uk) divider line
    More: Interesting, O.J. Simpson, Nicole Brown, Ron Goldman, police videos, crocodile tears, TV star  
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2014-02-12 09:37:17 PM  
10 votes:
He should take a stab at it.
2014-02-12 09:43:41 PM  
8 votes:
Looks like he's finally following through on his promise to find and punish the real killer.
2014-02-12 09:52:00 PM  
6 votes:
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2014-02-12 06:18:23 PM  
6 votes:
Talk about a low-speed chase
2014-02-12 10:22:35 PM  
3 votes:
If he wants to die his way, why doesn't he put on some leather gloves and stab himself repeatedly?
2014-02-12 09:52:46 PM  
3 votes:
Daily Mail quoting the Enquirer? It's the turducken of turd.
2014-02-12 11:48:39 PM  
2 votes:
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/holy crap, i never expected i'd get to use this... :)
2014-02-12 11:22:41 PM  
2 votes:

The My Little Pony Killer: Didn't he make the claim that he has cancer a while ago? I wonder whatever happened with that.

He just had the 24-hour cancer. That Zicam Cancer & Flu Remedy really works wonders.
2014-02-12 09:59:22 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-02-12 09:57:15 PM  
2 votes:

Coco LaFemme: I hope he succeeds.

Well, if there's any truth at all to The Naked Gun movies, it won't be easy.
2014-02-12 06:24:58 PM  
2 votes:
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Simpsons did it!
2014-02-13 08:50:19 AM  
1 vote:
He had to do something to make the news after the superbowl.  After all, OJ Simpson and slow, white Broncos have always gone together before.
2014-02-13 01:19:08 AM  
1 vote:
He's just taking the Broncos loss really badly.
2014-02-12 11:23:35 PM  
1 vote:
Is it a real hunger strike, or more of a "If I was gonna hunger strike, this is how'd I do it" hunger strike?
2014-02-12 10:37:55 PM  
1 vote:
As someone who remembers OJ from when he played with USC and the Buffalo Bills, this news Hertz.
2014-02-12 10:21:07 PM  
1 vote:
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Can I be relevant again and do SNL skits?
2014-02-12 10:08:46 PM  
1 vote:

The My Little Pony Killer: Didn't he make the claim that he has cancer a while ago? I wonder whatever happened with that.

Well... it got better
2014-02-12 10:02:56 PM  
1 vote:
For celebration of his demise I'm planning a mimosa and screwdriver party.
2014-02-12 10:02:25 PM  
1 vote:
I triple dog dare him to stop eating.

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2014-02-12 09:57:46 PM  
1 vote:
I hear next he'll try holding his breath.
2014-02-12 09:54:53 PM  
1 vote:
Awesome, he's one of my dead pool picks!  Just finish the job before 11:59p EST 31 Dec 2014.
Go, OJ, go!
2014-02-12 09:54:41 PM  
1 vote:
DId they ever figure who who really murdered his wife and that other guy?  I can't remember....
2014-02-12 09:54:02 PM  
1 vote:
I hope he succeeds.  Dude brutally murdered two people, including his ex-wife (and mother of his youngest children), who he damn near decapitated.  I've seen those crime scene photos.  All this bullshiat about how, "if it doesn't fit, you must acquit".....apparently those mentally retarded jurors didn't think about the fact that a leather glove saturated with blood would be damn near impossible to put back on after the blood dried, especially when you're wearing another glove while trying to shove it on your hand.  Then you have the picture of him wearing the shoes that matched the bloody footprints at the crime scene, shoes he denied even owning.....fark him.  He killed them, he got away with it, and I hope when he finds himself in hell, Satan takes out the "special" dildos just for him.
2014-02-12 09:52:59 PM  
1 vote:
Who gets fat on powdered eggs?
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2014-02-12 09:42:09 PM  
1 vote:
Hunger Strike? What hunger?

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2014-02-12 09:42:03 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: I never understood the concept of the hunger strike. Don't eat. Who gives a shiat?

After 2 days of no food, certainly not him.
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2014-02-12 07:52:07 PM  
1 vote:

National Enquirer used to be the cream of the sleazy tabloid crop, with a lot of real journalism obscured by the overdramatic presentation.

Personally, I don't really care. I don't hate OJ. I don't need him alive either.
2014-02-12 07:31:08 PM  
1 vote:

Mugato: I never understood the concept of the hunger strike. Don't eat. Who gives a shiat?

high profile prisoners dying while in custody is bad publicity.
2014-02-12 07:05:44 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-12 06:23:31 PM  
1 vote:
OK, fine.  But that means no anything, OJ.  No food, no shakes, no juice, no "enhanced water", no "electrolyte solutions", nothing with any nutrients in it.  Go ahead.  I dare you.

Too bad prisons force-feed.  I really do wish they could take a prisoner at his word, have him sign a binding document refusing all nutrition, enforce the hunger strike themselves, and let him get a sense of what it was he actually "committed" to do.
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