ZAZ: If the White House can make a statement on suspicions that the CIA teleported Obama to Mars the least New Zealand can do is officially confirm the impending enslavement of humanity.
Boojum2k: Now if we can just get Norway to confirm the existence of trolls.
Mambo Bananapatch: I don't know how you can conclusively prove that anybody isn't a shapeshifting reptilian alien.
AngryDesertDweller: We'll make great pets ....
unchellmatt: AngryDesertDweller: We'll make great pets ....Speak for yourself. I plan to shred the sofa and poop on the carpet!
Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: As a shapeshifting alien lizard, I take offense to these questions about who is and isn't one of us. I mean, it isn't any of your damned business, you ungrateful little half-monkeys.
Big_Doofus: unchellmatt: AngryDesertDweller: We'll make great pets ....Speak for yourself. I plan to shred the sofa and poop on the carpet!Awesome!
talkertopc: I'm taking Garfield as a role model.
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