Cdr.Murdock: an·to·nymˈantəˌnim/nounLinguisticsnoun: antonym; plural noun: antonyms1.a word opposite in meaning to another (e.g., bad and good ).
timujin: Crabtree's fine, but Sheila was the problem?
ParadisePornoTheater: She's still not.
Psychopusher: Didn't we do this one a couple weeks ago? Went through all the Sexy/Crabtree/Licking jokes as I recall.
The Flexecutioner: ah. this is what a female mid-life crisis looks like. good to know.
LouisZepher: What? No Idris reference yet?
Far Cough: Oh subby you are so, so, so wrong.[www.lordheath.com image 600x450][i.ytimg.com image 480x360]She's a doll.
Buttknuckle: I'm not trying to be racist, but I really thought she was going to be black.
Cubicle Jockey: She is a workplace sexual harrassment lawsuit waiting to happen.
Jument: Cubicle Jockey: She is a workplace sexual harrassment lawsuit waiting to happen.Maybe not. Would you hire someone named "Sexy" in the first place?
cgraves67: I guess "Goodenoughforclosingtime" didn't fit in the allotted number of spaces on the application form.
aspAddict: My ex-wife's name is Sheila, and I can totally see her trying something like this.I mean, she's not hideous - red hair, blue eyes, nympho...plus she has the quirky personality that would lend itself to thinking of something like this.
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