lennavan: Unless you want to see a naked 34-year-old woman break her ankle jumping out of your son's second-story windowUh, yeah, actually I do.
Boojum2k: lennavan: Unless you want to see a naked 34-year-old woman break her ankle jumping out of your son's second-story windowUh, yeah, actually I do.Eh. She's not coyote ugly, but she ain't hot.
Katolu: That's some evil intent in her eyes. The boy done stuck it crazy.
Occam's Disposable Razor: Katolu: That's some evil intent in her eyes. The boy done stuck it crazy.I want to see a study of what type of behaviors/personalities are correlated with a nose ring in females. The women I've been with who had one have been fun.
skinink: "The teen said he and Gonzalez had sex twice that evening before his mother caught them in bed."So, ten seconds of sex?
rickythepenguin: A 34-year-old Marana woman jumped out of a second-story window after she was found naked in the bedroom of a 15-year-old boy, according to the Pinal County Sheriff's Office.whoa. some context here, folks. not only did your boy fark her crazy, this is how addicted to the cock she was; marana is about, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, 45 minutes AT BEST from STV. STV is on the southeasatern outskirts of metro phoenix, Marana a newish subdivision on the outskirts of Tucson. I'm guessing the closest STV point to the closest Marana point is probably as the crow flies, much less the surface streets / I-10, probably 60-65 miles.in other words, when she needed the dick, she needed. the. dick.girl be fiending. FIENDING. Succubus. when he hit those digits, your girl was on a mission. no, not a mission of mercy, but a mission of jizz.According to PCSO spokesman Tim Gaffney, the teen's mother was sleeping on Jan. 21 when she heard "knocking a rhythmic slapping sound, with a note of "squishiness", and soft, dovelike coos, with what sounded like "give that shiat to me, papito, it's too good, papito its so big, papi gimme that shiat papito ay!" sounds by the stairs and on the wall" of her San Tan Valley home at about 2 a.m.
433: Was the mugshot camera two feet above her head?
AirForceVet: Maybe Mom wanted to see her son naked with a woody?
2wolves: The dirty thirties can be a wonderful time in a women's life.
TomD9938: skinink: "The teen said he and Gonzalez had sex twice that evening before his mother caught them in bed."So, ten seconds of sex?Even still, he was going for the hat-trick.Not bad.
groppet: So she jumps out the window, limps away and then 45 min later comes back? WTF she got away and then comes over to turn herself in.
gideon: [media.azfamily.com image 469x264]"SNU SNU. NOW!"
DarthBart: groppet: So she jumps out the window, limps away and then 45 min later comes back? WTF she got away and then comes over to turn herself in.Probably hoping to get the homeowner to pony up for her medical bills with the homeowners insurance.
JoieD'Zen: 2wolves: The dirty thirties can be a wonderful time in a women's life.No kidding. I recall mine fondly. I did some young ones but never under 21. Standards and such.Her mistake was going back to the house.
Astorix: Why would a 34 year old want to bang a 15 year old?
23FPB23: Sexual Misconduct with a Minor? Seems....reasonable, actually.Why wasn't she charged with RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPE!Oh I get it, wrong gender arrangement.
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