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(Newser)   A man was jailed for three years yesterday over a plan to kill Prince Harry ... but his murder plot was, as the judge put it, "vague and unlikely to succeed" at best, comical at worst   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, murder plot, Islamic terrorism, Prince Harry  
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2014-02-11 05:11:25 PM  
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"I have a cunning plan." Full Size
2014-02-11 05:31:31 PM  
1 vote:
He then hatched his plan: Pose as a tourist, disarm a guard rather than bringing his own gun, and then, well, we'll let him take it from here:
"Aim for target. No civilians to be injured. Dress code is the the biker look," reads a document found on Islam's computer. "Use low-caliber pistol at close range. Not to be viewed as Islamist extremist." (The name of his plot, according to the Mirror? "Operation Regal.")

Comical?  That's not comical, that's Buzzfeed level humor.  "14 ways you know your assassination attempt will fail."  At most.

Now, comical, that would be to have your assassin dress up in as a dingo at a furry con and drop an anvil on the target while he's mid-coitus with a dude in an aardvark fursuit as the band plays 'Yakkedy Sax' in the background.  Yakkedy Sax can make ANYTHING comedy.
2014-02-11 05:16:28 PM  
1 vote:

Starshines: I love the little note tacked on to the end seemingly for the sole purpose of making Morrissey look like a tool.

Since when does he need the help?
2014-02-11 05:10:21 PM  
1 vote:
This bastard will be first against the wall when Harry kills his father and brother and takes his rightful place as King.
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