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(Daily Mail)   Heathrow Airport officials confiscate Toy Story Woody doll's miniature gun - just in case   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2014-02-11 11:30:12 AM  
10 votes:
Wait until they find out about the snake in his boot.
 
2014-02-11 12:30:51 PM  
6 votes:
Good thing they didn't search his bag....
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2014-02-11 12:51:52 PM  
3 votes:

JohnnyC: JimBob1015: They were right to take it. Woody doesn't have a gun.

He does have a holster...


Woody's got a gun
His dog day's just begun
Now everybody is on the run
 
2014-02-11 12:28:25 PM  
3 votes:
Given that this is the Daily Fail, I'm no longer sure there was ever a movie called Toy Story.
 
2014-02-11 12:03:55 PM  
3 votes:
Is it so wrong to want an airplane to reach for the sky?
 
2014-02-11 12:27:09 PM  
2 votes:
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Stinky Pete expressed his relief that the threat was removed and says he  feels safer knowing that threats like Woody are being dealt with.
 
2014-02-11 11:24:01 AM  
2 votes:
They took Buzz Lightyear's arm completely because of the deadly laser cannon it contained.
 
2014-02-11 1:48:27 PM  
1 vote:

tboucher: Woody never came with a gun.


You're right, he never came with a gun. He came with Bo Peep.
 
2014-02-11 1:14:34 PM  
1 vote:

Fizics: Hey, we don't write the rules, we just enforce them. I have worked for the TSA and I can tell you these procedures are not only fair but they are fairly enforced. We had buckets of the stuff in storage resulting from seizures from children. That toy gun may not look like much under casual observation but if someone had pulled it on you on an airplane? Even a child? That can easily be a scenario we have to anticipate. Believe me, taking away the kids toys in front of Dad or Gramps? Not fun, this is why we have garbage cans everywhere in the line, most times we have to throw away children's toys for them.


Thank you.  I feel safer.
 
2014-02-11 1:13:07 PM  
1 vote:
Hey, we don't write the rules, we just enforce them. I have worked for the TSA and I can tell you these procedures are not only fair but they are fairly enforced. We had buckets of the stuff in storage resulting from seizures from children. That toy gun may not look like much under casual observation but if someone had pulled it on you on an airplane? Even a child? That can easily be a scenario we have to anticipate. Believe me, taking away the kids toys in front of Dad or Gramps? Not fun, this is why we have garbage cans everywhere in the line, most times we have to throw away children's toys for them.
 
2014-02-11 1:06:13 PM  
1 vote:
They were worried about the kid shooting his eye out.
 
2014-02-11 1:01:00 PM  
1 vote:
Since the terrorist won, I think I better report to the local mosque and sign up. These farking Westerners don't have a chance of surviving.
 
2014-02-11 12:56:51 PM  
1 vote:
One of the most massive empires ever established. Crushed entire ethnic groups out of existence, enslaved millions, killed tens of millions. Now terrified of a miniature toy gun.
 
2014-02-11 12:48:25 PM  
1 vote:
Somebody poisoned the water hole!
 
2014-02-11 12:45:26 PM  
1 vote:
A toy gun may be one thing, but a teeny tiny little plastic obviously not a real weapon in the largest stretch of any imagination toy gun?

That's not "being thorough". That's just plain being an asshole.

You know else confiscated toys in the name of "security"?
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2014-02-11 12:43:18 PM  
1 vote:
As someone has already mentioned, Woody doesn't have a gun; he does have a holster.  My two year old loves Toy Story and I have bought two of the full size Woody dolls (the first one was broken by the fore-mentioned two year old).  Neither doll came with a gun.  I am wondering where that gun actually came from.  Perhaps it was a real threat and the glorious airport officials actually prevented a hijacking.
 
2014-02-11 12:37:10 PM  
1 vote:
Common sense gun restrictions!!
 
2014-02-11 12:36:39 PM  
1 vote:

vudukungfu: TO IDIOCRACY! AND BEYOND!!!


*snort*

I mean, my only hope is that this is some full size toy gun.


/otherwise, I can hope that lek others mentioned, this is the Daily Fail and that this never happened. Otherwise I can see Heathrow suing them or something.
 
2014-02-11 12:32:02 PM  
1 vote:
Perfectly reasonable. Choking hazard.

Ever tried landing a plane while choking on a toy gun? Yeah, exactly.
 
2014-02-11 12:30:19 PM  
1 vote:
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Gah! You're prying my gun from my cold, dead hand!
 
2014-02-11 12:25:47 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-11 12:06:06 PM  
1 vote:
Once Great Britain.
 
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