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(Daily Express)   British man takes photo of floating log, insists that it is extinct British crocodile. "I stared into its eyes," he insists (photo of log included)   ( express.co.uk) divider line
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2014-02-11 10:22:09 AM  
6 votes:
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2014-02-11 10:24:32 AM  
5 votes:
Log Ness Monster strikes!
2014-02-11 10:25:23 AM  
4 votes:
Dead lifeless eyes, they were.  Like doll's eyes.
2014-02-11 10:49:00 AM  
3 votes:
Then the log asked me for tree fiddy.

I said god dam you loch ness monsta, Im not gonna give you tree fiddy.
2014-02-11 10:45:45 AM  
3 votes:
It's clearly an al-logator.
2014-02-11 10:17:19 AM  
3 votes:
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2014-02-11 10:15:57 AM  
3 votes:
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Would like to have a word with him.

So would the log.
2014-02-11 10:12:23 AM  
3 votes:
It's big, it's heavy, it's wood.
2014-02-11 10:24:06 AM  
2 votes:
If it was a log, would it not have floated down stream? Looks like a log though..could be a thought to be extinct log from the Cretaceous period.. Fossil records show that this particular type of log never floated down stream.
2014-02-11 10:20:28 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-02-11 10:15:59 AM  
2 votes:
Subby, you forgot to mention there is video of the log, as well!

And not only that, but it's filmed by none other than Michael J Fox!
2014-02-11 01:43:23 PM  
1 vote:
His wife could drop a log on my chest anytime.
2014-02-11 12:00:17 PM  
1 vote:

ZMugg: "I stared into its eyes,"  he insists.

And when you gaze long into a log the log also gazes into you.

I often whisper this to myself when I take a massive shiat and then stand up to look at it before flushing
2014-02-11 11:03:52 AM  
1 vote:
Floating log?

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2014-02-11 10:49:24 AM  
1 vote:
"I stared into its eyes,"  he insists.

And when you gaze long into a log the log also gazes into you.
2014-02-11 10:46:25 AM  
1 vote:
I was on an FTX out in the boonies of Ft. Stewart, GA, and late one evening I went out to take a leak.
I have been pissing on a log for several seconds before I noticed it was blinking.

If I hadn't already been pissing, I would have pissed myself.
My terrified memories insist that the alligator was about 12 feet long, but in all actuality it was more like 4 feet.
2014-02-11 10:33:22 AM  
1 vote:
Naw, Mate - that's not a croc ...

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THIS is a croc!

2014-02-11 10:30:32 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-11 10:27:18 AM  
1 vote:
Did it have black eyes; like a doll's eyes?
2014-02-11 10:20:44 AM  
1 vote:
maybe it was a duck?

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2014-02-11 10:19:36 AM  
1 vote:
inbreeding takes its toll
2014-02-11 10:19:26 AM  
1 vote:
Looks like a 'Squatch to me.
2014-02-11 10:13:41 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-11 10:09:10 AM  
1 vote:
2014-02-11 10:08:59 AM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-11 10:07:39 AM  
1 vote:
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Did he see a good croc?
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