Nick Nostril: How the hell have we survived as a species to overpopulate this planet to the tune of 7 billion?
Satan's Bunny Slippers: BowtoMogul: CSB:In high school my cat bit my hand and at school the next day I noticed my hand was really swollen and a dark line creeping up my arm. I went to the nurse and she gave me an ice pack. When I got home I called the doctors office, after talking to 3 different nurses I was asked how fast I could get there. The secretary rushed me to the nurse personally where I was given a horse pill of antibiotics. Then they told me that I should sue the school./School nurses are useless.good christ. Reinforcing one of the problems of the world we are living in.
Oscar_Madisons_cleaning_lady: My cat bites, nay, chews on my arm every day and sinks her front claws in while kicking the shiat out of me with her hind legs. It doesn't hurt all that much and it seems to make her happy.. ,
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