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(Daily Dot)   Guy lines up 7 months early for phone that won't even play Flappy Bird   ( dailydot.com) divider line
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2014-02-10 05:57:49 PM  
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piercedgeek: "Yoppy got totally screwed on the iPhone 5 when he only showed up a day early. "

um how so? He had to get it a week later than everyone else? Unless his job depends on being one of the very first people to touch one (tech reviewer?) how can it really impact his life that much?

Getting the new iphone is a triumph for anyone lucky enough to get one.  Those that acquire them on release day live by a warriors code. Which is something that you cannot possibly understand.
2014-02-10 04:43:06 PM  
1 vote:
If you line up where there is no queue, isn't that just called loitering?

If you do it for 7 months isn't it called homelessness?
2014-02-10 04:20:00 PM  
1 vote:
Just the publicity Apple needs - an unwashed, raving mad loser at the head of the queue.
2014-02-10 04:14:58 PM  
1 vote:

sendtodave: blatz514: Yoppy?



/ the greater good

// the greater good
2014-02-10 04:13:38 PM  
1 vote:
I always wonder about what kind of jobs people have where they can line up days, weeks, and even months before the release of phones, game consoles, and other things that aren't exactly cheap.
2014-02-10 04:08:22 PM  
1 vote:

blatz514: Yoppy?

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