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2014-02-10 03:02:39 PM  
4 votes:

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2014-02-10 03:01:35 PM  
3 votes:
No, my kids shiat smelled like farking sh*t. Really nasty sh*t, even. Disgusting black tar sh*t, disgusting green chunky sh*t, disgusting orange sh*t. And the times I would walk in when he woke up from a nap to find that disgusting, nasty, smelly sh*t all over the crib and his backside and the sheets.

Dr. Grant was right, babies smell. Your baby smells, my baby smelled, everyone's babies smell. Get over it, your farking dog and cats smell too.
2014-02-10 02:56:05 PM  
3 votes:
No and your baby's shiat stinks.  The little shiat machine is ugly too.  Jesus you people sure know how to far up the gene pool
2014-02-10 03:11:51 PM  
2 votes:
Yeah, you're not parents.
Neither are those people who stand up at town hall meetings with opinions about what to do about the drug menace in the community because they are parents of junkies.
They aren't parents.
Parents parent. They engage in parenting. They raise children to become young adults with enough common sense not to stick a filthy needle in their arms filled with an unknown poison.
These people are inane breeders.
They are not parents.

Notice you won't see the concerned "parents" of junkies taking their own spawn home to cool off. They want a taxpayer funded rehab center well away from their own neighborhoods.
Same deal goes for these shait sniffing dotterheads.

Farking be a parent and stop worrying if your kid's poop smells funny.
Teach them how to wipe their own asses, and teach them how to leave a public toilet clean.

Frikking breeders. They have to have a new shaitshtick every week.

If you were parenting correctly, I wouldn't be hearing about it.
2014-02-10 03:07:05 PM  
2 votes:
there are 3 categories by which baby poo is to be judged.

#1sight, #2 smell & of course, #3 taste.

until you jackoffs are ready to give me your critique on #3, you can go fark yourself.

as I age, more & more of my friends are starting to push out snowflakes.
I never really knew how full of themselves my friends really were until i heard them talk about their ugly, average babies as if they were superior beings soooo much more advanced than other babies on the planet. (it's pathetic, 1 fried has managed to maintain a level head about his kid & just so happens, that kid is the best).

my god, you'd think a 2 y/o baby was going to save humanity & the damn planet.  I just nod my head & keep my comments (of how stupid they sound) to myself.
2014-02-10 05:55:07 PM  
1 vote:
I can't recall ever discussing my children's poop.  I recall gagging when changing diapers.  On more serious note, my grandson at 5 years of age doesn't like pooping.  It has turned into an ordeal for his parents.  They are receiving counseling.  I was told he had an ex ray of his bowels and they are distended.  This has been going for more than 2 years.  No relief in sight.  I have never come across something like this.  His Mom and Dad are most concerned.  At first we thought it would pass.  Instead it has become worse than expected.  He was babysat by another set of grandparents who are from a different culture.  We are Eastern Europeans and the kid didn't spend much time with us.  I often wonder if he received messages regarding elimination that would make him feel badly about such things.
2014-02-10 05:32:42 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-10 03:36:15 PM  
1 vote:
I am shocked that some people actually think their kid's crap smells better than everyone else's.

People are usually so objective and level-headed about things involving their kids.
2014-02-10 03:05:50 PM  
1 vote:

Smeggy Smurf: No and your baby's shiat stinks.  The little shiat machine is ugly too.  Jesus you people sure know how to far up the gene pool

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Come see the baaaaby.
2014-02-10 03:01:54 PM  
1 vote:
As the father of an eight-month old, I can only say I've not the time, nor the inclination to sample other baby's poos.  One is enough.  Thank you.
2014-02-10 02:58:39 PM  
1 vote:
"And then, God added smell to the poo-poo..."

Still Bill's best comedy routine, IMHO.
2014-02-10 02:56:46 PM  
1 vote:
Nope, just a fake trend hyped by Gawker.

Courtesy pastebin:  http://pastebin.com/fUbKxfeQ
2014-02-10 02:56:08 PM  
1 vote:

/signed helicopter mom
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