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(BBC)   It's complicated but totally worth it: "A man has been jailed for three years for robbing a nightclub boss who claimed he had been kidnapped by a group of lapdancers." And there's photos of everyone involved. It's like a perfect Fark link   ( bbc.co.uk) divider line
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2014-02-10 11:33:05 AM  
7 votes:
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2014-02-10 11:45:14 AM  
2 votes:
The women had worked for Mr Woodman at his pop-up nightclub during the Cheltenham Festival.

Pop-up nightclub? Similar to the choose-your-own-adventure nightclubs and the scratch-and-sniff nightclubs?
2014-02-10 01:11:33 PM  
1 vote:

abhorrent1: Lap Dancer? More like fat dancer

I was thinking break-your-lap dancer.
d23 [BareFark]
2014-02-10 01:09:36 PM  
1 vote:

zimbomba63: d23: exick: Here's what #3 looks like from the important angle.
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I was going to say no, but now I would say yes.

Something tells me, you're getting your ass tied to the bed and she's inviting her girl friend over, NTTAWWT.

fine with me.
2014-02-10 12:29:18 PM  
1 vote:

jst3p: Sin_City_Superhero: Women who disrobe in public are to be commended.

Careful what you wish for...

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She doesn't disrobe so much as de-tent.
2014-02-10 12:24:40 PM  
1 vote:

brimed03: 99.998er: jst3p: Can someone diagram this for me? I am not following.

Sure. The victim had a "pop-up" night club event. British equivalent to an off-premised shindig. He stiffed the club owner and her workers of promised fee. Club owner hired thug to kidnap and rob victim for fees owed.

Nope. The victim owns a nightclub. He had a pop-up event at an off-site festival, and hired three lapdancers to work it (work it, work it). Owing them £42k after the event, he instead hired the perp to kidnap him and then blamed it on the lapdancers and their manager.

For whatever reason, apparently only the perp went to jail.

/my read
//who wants to take a crack at it next?

Great now I am confused again.

I don't know.   THIRD BASE!
2014-02-10 12:23:45 PM  
1 vote:

Sin_City_Superhero: Women who disrobe in public are to be commended.

Careful what you wish for...

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2014-02-10 12:04:27 PM  
1 vote:

miss diminutive: scratch-and-sniff nightclubs

I'd stay away from those.
2014-02-10 11:36:58 AM  
1 vote:

Anayalator: [i.imgur.com image 610x343]

So, something for everyone then?
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