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(Alaska Dispatch News)   Man beaten to death after he knocks over a honey bucket. Jesus, that Pooh Bear is a real asshole when he's drunk   ( divider line
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7230 clicks; posted to Main » on 09 Feb 2014 at 9:24 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-09 09:38:22 AM  
3 votes:

K3rmy: Tigger had it coming.

My apologies.

Tigger Attract and successful animal of the jungle had it coming.

Fixed that for political correctness
2014-02-09 01:59:14 AM  
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2014-02-09 12:40:07 PM  
2 votes:
So what do Alaskans call an actual pot of honey? Their "shiat pot"?
2014-02-09 09:42:42 AM  
2 votes:

Starshines: Good thing the other people in the house watched the beating for a full 5 minutes before pulling the guy off.  You wouldn't want to stop the fight before he got a chance to kill the other guy.

It was in Alaska. That's the only entertainment they've had all winter.
2014-02-09 09:36:10 AM  
2 votes:
Tigger had it coming.
2014-02-09 10:46:51 PM  
1 vote:
So, first he literally kicked the bucket, then figuratively.
2014-02-09 12:48:53 PM  
1 vote:

Delay: Also, Subby got it wrong. The guy beaten to death did not knock over the honey bucket. He was its owner.

Owner got his shiat kicked twice
2014-02-09 12:45:14 PM  
1 vote:

ZeroCorpse: So what do Alaskans call an actual pot of honey? Their "shiat pot"?

Bees can't survive the Alaskan winter, so it doesn't matter.
2014-02-09 10:32:02 AM  
1 vote:

H31N0US: As I eat some plain greek yogurt with a spoonful of honey in it.

/yes I know what a honey bucket is
//silly left coasters

If being silly means living in a place where conditions are such that I'm not familiar with having a bucket of human waste in the living room or what a bucket like that would be called then, yeah, I'm silly.
2014-02-09 08:59:25 AM  
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