Hermione_Granger: Dear Men,Stop listening to shiat like this written by some guy who hasn't seen pussy since he crawled out of one.Look, If you shag your wife on the regular, you will find that she does all the housework and will shut the fark up about it. Women need dick like plants need rain. Don't shag your wife and she will biatch about everything else. But it's really the lack of dick she's pissed about.She doesn't just need dick. She needs seduction and romance. She needs a sexy smack on the ass now and again and occasionally, a fark just because.fark your wife. fark her hard, fark her often. It's not that women don't want sex. They just don't want your lazy, tired imitating porn sex that you think she wants. Lick her, spank her, pull her hair. fark the shiat out of her at least every two or three days.She will do the housework because she'll be happy. You may even get steak.Now. Ask me how I know?Remarried and farking happy, that's why. Good dick and a lot of it, makes me a lot less biatchy. Just saying.It's not feminist. It's not politically correct. It's just farking true.Go shag your wife.
spacelord321: Thank you Fafai.
Fafai: BolshyGreatYarblocks: QU!RK1019: namatad: TL;DR: Married women don't want to have sex with their husbandsTADAIf your wife wont fark you, tell her you are getting sex elsewhere.If she has a problem with this, divorce her.TADA./seriously, why is anyone in a sexless, unhappy marriage these days? the kids? WAY TO fark up your children. "Marriage should be unhappy, just like us!!"Or, gee, you could suck it up and realize there are things more important in life than getting your rocks off.[www.rottenecards.com image 420x294]You don't know many gay men, do you?
Fafai: spacelord321: Thank you Fafai.Uh. You're welcome (?).
mentallo69: I just had a baby. I dont think Im ever getting laid again
Blink: I didn't see any evidence that indicated wives were attempting or should attempt to make her husbands happy. Perhaps this is a problem.
TanHamster: Prank Monkey: TanHamster: FTA: "masculine chores, like ... fixing the car"Slightly off topic... I'm an engineer at a large company (about 3000 employees at this site) and I would expect engineers to have the competence to tackle auto repairs. Nope. I'm the only man I know who even does his own oil changes. I've never had my car to a garage for anything other than an inspection, and I'm by no means a master mechanic. Fixing cars is not particularly difficult if you have the right tools. My observation is that lots of men are pretty helpless when it comes to fixing the car.LOL at the people who pay a dealer $75+ for a synthetic oil change. AutoZone synthetic is $20/jug, and Amazon has Fram filters for $3 when you subscribe-and-save. Do your own oil changes, and take that $50 you're saving and treat your spouse to a nice dinner.Also slightly off topic. I am an engineer too. For a car manufacturer. Do you know how many engineers we employ who are great at what they do in a limited scope but don't know shiat about cars? It's terrifying. This part doesn't meet spec. They get that but they don't understand how that makes the car not run. YeeshWhat I find interesting/scary are the amount of EEs who don't know the first thing about wiring a house. Hot? Neutral? White? Black? What??? Where I work, we have an enormous department of EEs who design single board computers and other specialized processor cards, and I know of maybe one guy who knows anything about household wiring. And that's only because he does Habitat for Humanity.I understand that EE != electrician, but c'mon.
Bucky Katt: Marriage sounds like just so much fun!
peacheslatour: This has been an amazingly civil thread. Who woulda thunk?
Nidiot: Bucky Katt: Marriage sounds like just so much fun!If the only reason you get married is to get sex, it might be best not to get married and just set up an account at the local brothel instead.Women's libidos do not always stay at the same level through out their lives, which is perfectly normal. It happens a lot. If sex is the only reason you want to be with your woman, then it is quite likely you will be unhappy at some point.And if you cannot think of any other reason at all to be in a relationship, make it clear from the outset, and hope you find a woman who is interested in taking on the equivalent a life support unit for a penis. One that needs to have meals cooked, and have laundry done, and be cleaned up after and ... well generally it's a lot simpler from the woman's perspective to just get a vibrator.Yes sex is an important part of a relationship, but it is still only a part and not the whole deal.peacheslatour: This has been an amazingly civil thread. Who woulda thunk?That should stir things up a bit, do you think?
Blink: Having read the entire article, I noticed the entire article was focused on what men are doing to make their wives happy. I didn't see any evidence that indicated wives were attempting or should attempt to make her husbands happy. Perhaps this is a problem.
cards fan by association: mentallo69: I just had a baby. I dont think Im ever getting laid againDepends how much the baby sleeps and when.
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