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(Burlington Free Press)   Man faces charges for taking his baby out for some doughnuts   ( burlingtonfreepress.com) divider line
    More: Dumbass, Kenneth Glaude, Vermont State Police, donuts, baby  
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2014-02-08 11:34:55 AM  
At least these kinds of doughnuts won't make him fat.
2014-02-08 11:36:45 AM  
Oh FFS. No wonder our prisons are overcrowded.

/ no jaywalkers to arrest I guess
2014-02-08 11:37:18 AM  
Headline is technically correct and from what I am told, that is the best kind.
2014-02-08 11:41:31 AM  
"Doing Doughnuts" in a car. (Youtube, SFW, Loud)
2014-02-08 11:42:03 AM  
They say he 'spun it out of control', but I don't believe them. I think he did doughnuts in control and didn't hit the oncoming van because he was always aware of what he was doing.
2014-02-08 11:52:25 AM  
Really? Was the baby part Faberge egg?

I bet the kid loved it.
2014-02-08 11:53:01 AM  
2014-02-08 12:00:06 PM  
If doing doughnuts in parkings lots in my car in the winter time is wrong, I don't want to be right.

I used to have a Crown Victoria that was fantastic for doing doughnuts. :D
2014-02-08 12:04:50 PM  
Krispy Kremes would be worth it.
2014-02-08 12:06:49 PM  
Nice car, but its stupid to do donuts on a public street as you will get unwanted attention from the cops.   When it snows around here all the young Subaru drivers (and some not so young) head to remote parking lots where they can do donuts without getting tickets.  Its fun and keeps the local repair shops in business; in fact, I just came from one such repair shop with two modded WRXs with trashed control arms from sliding into curbs  last weekend.

But the best way to legally act like a hoon is to just join a local car club.  My club rents out a private facility, buys insurance, marks out where you won't run into anything with cones, and you can go out and get crazy without getting arrested or hurting your car. Here's a pic from one of our events:

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2014-02-08 12:09:05 PM  
Driving doughnuts in one of these = awesome.

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2014-02-08 12:14:25 PM  
Dumbass? I think you mean, Coolest Dad Ever!
2014-02-08 12:20:18 PM  

dognose4: This guy?   http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=3be_1391831288

Naw, the steerin' wheel is on the "wrong" side. And LL sez Russia. But I would like to think that the kid enjoyed it as much as the one in the video.
2014-02-08 12:33:08 PM  
Bet the kid loved it.
2014-02-08 12:38:41 PM  
Who spells is doughnuts any more?

This is Murica ... it's donuts.
2014-02-08 12:50:31 PM  
Uhm...this person I know...yeah,this person I know,
Used to go to late night movies.

Leaving those, around 2am-ish, huge parking lot, lots of snow, manual transmission....
All you had to do was accelerate in first gear, then turn the wheel and gun the second gear and just hold on to the wheel.

Laughing like a maniac is optional.

Left hand turns after being stopped at an intersection where you go into the lane almost perpendicular to the road on purpose where a hoot.

The things that used to happen NOT on purpose were also fun.
2014-02-08 01:25:46 PM  
Meh. My two year old had so much fun he says "pin!" (spin) every time we get in the jeep now.
2014-02-08 02:36:20 PM  

dillenger69: Who spells is doughnuts any more?

This is Murica ... it's donuts.

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2014-02-08 02:47:36 PM  
When I was a kid my dad used to take us down to a local campground whose parking lots were deserted in the winter.  We'd bring along an inner tube with a sleeve on it and he'd attach it to the bumper and tow us all over the place.  That would probably get you arrested today.

Not that I defend this guy.  I just had to CSB.
2014-02-08 03:09:21 PM  
Is the baby okay?

Then give the guy a ticket and call it a day.
2014-02-08 04:22:17 PM  
And where's Norman Rockwell, when you need him?
2014-02-08 05:20:57 PM  
If the child was a boy, this was just a character-building exercise, you over-protective ninnies.
2014-02-08 05:46:14 PM  
2014-02-08 05:54:31 PM  
Getting noticed is the big mistake.  A big parking lot, no one cares.  A small parking lot at a open mini-mart where there is a close call with a van, you are waving a big 'pull me over' flag.

I once got pulled over for speeding, the cop blew up at me when he saw the empty baby seat, but gave me a warning with statement that he would throw the book at me if a kid was in the seat.  This guy could've gotten a warning too, if there was no kid.
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