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(Fox News)   Fem-?CHECK. Pret-CHECK. Whi-?CHECK. Mis-?CHECK ALREADY   ( divider line
    More: Sad, old South Carolina, Horry County, Dodge Intrepid, disappearance  
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11327 clicks; posted to Main » on 08 Feb 2014 at 6:05 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-08 08:42:15 AM  
2 votes:
Well good luck to them. The pretty little blond-haired, blue-eyed, white girl that's missing in our area has been so for almost three years now.

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2014-02-08 06:41:31 AM  
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She's a beautiful young lady," Terry Elvis told last month. "She's a good-hearted girl . . . always helpful and active in her church activities. Everybody loved her."

Loved?  hmmmmm
2014-02-08 07:30:56 AM  
1 vote:
How about less marketing and partying and more looking?

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2014-02-08 07:15:38 AM  
1 vote: at-missing-ear-authorities-claim-overdosed/

No privilege like white female privilege.
2014-02-08 06:31:49 AM  
1 vote:
Good think I don't live there.    I don't think I could say "My Horry News" with a straight face.
2014-02-08 06:05:04 AM  
1 vote:
One of the searches led to the discover of adult human remains, but authorities said they had been for "some time" and belong to a man.

Oh. Well. No big deal. Moving on then.
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