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(22 Words)   So the person you're sending to pick up groceries is illiterate, and you're Michelangelo. How to make up the list?   ( twentytwowords.com) divider line
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2014-02-07 06:38:02 PM  
5 votes:
Later at the shop....

Hmm, first off Mickey would like me to get him um, er well it looks like he wants an infinite amount of pitcherfish.  Gee whiz, I hope you deliver and that his credit is good.

This could take FOREVER.
2014-02-07 06:20:37 PM  
4 votes:
Hit him with my nun-chucks.
2014-02-07 06:45:03 PM  
2 votes:
You would think he would want more pizza.
2014-02-07 11:40:42 PM  
1 vote:

CodeMonkey4Life: Raphael would just keep stabbing his servants until they got it right.
Guy was a bit of a douchebag, even by renaissance standards.

To be fair, Michaelangelo didn't have that option.  Nunchaku are not stabbing weapons.

/but Raph was always the hothead of the team
2014-02-07 11:37:21 PM  
1 vote:
In countries with low literacy rates people shop based on the picture on the jar or tin. Which created a bit of a problem when American baby food manufacturers sent products there to be put on shelves with a picture of a smiling baby on the label.
2014-02-07 10:58:32 PM  
1 vote:
A bird with teeth?
2014-02-07 08:06:44 PM  
1 vote:
Not illiterate, He just didn't own a mirror.
2014-02-07 07:55:47 PM  
1 vote:
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