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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Nancy Grace shows a modicum of restraint out of respect for the three-year-old girl found dead in a freezer in California. Who am I kidding? It's Nancy Grace. She lambasted the parents while using the hashtag "FreezerTot"   ( ajc.com) divider line
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2014-02-07 04:06:42 PM  
16 votes:

Diogenes: You couldn't restrain Nancy Grace with a head halter, shock collar, and tranquilizer gun.

you have weird taste in porn.
2014-02-07 04:47:44 PM  
8 votes:

ChipNASA: DrPainMD: [nymag.com image 500x262]

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She gots some big ole titays

Actually that's her butt. She pulled her head out long enough to film a show.
2014-02-07 03:58:30 PM  
8 votes:
Freezer tot?
Oooooh, that's gotta burn.
Freezer burn.
2014-02-07 04:18:41 PM  
7 votes:
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2014-02-07 04:09:11 PM  
7 votes:

Diogenes: You couldn't restrain Nancy Grace with a head halter, shock collar, and tranquilizer gun.

But there's no harm in trying, right?
2014-02-07 04:18:28 PM  
6 votes:
2014-02-07 05:21:17 PM  
4 votes:
Why is Nancy Grace worrying about a cold case like this?
2014-02-07 04:52:41 PM  
3 votes:

Diogenes: You couldn't restrain Nancy Grace with a head halter, shock collar, and tranquilizer gun.

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Just tie the ropes tighter.
2014-02-07 04:44:49 PM  
3 votes:
I either would have not referenced the kid at all, Ore Ida called her something else.
2014-02-07 04:41:55 PM  
3 votes:

DrPainMD: [nymag.com image 500x262]

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Why is she sniffing her armpits? And why is waving her finger around like she wants someone to sniff it? I'm not gonna farkin' sniff that thing. There's no telling where it's been.
2014-02-07 04:38:54 PM  
3 votes:
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2014-02-07 06:08:44 PM  
2 votes:

iron de havilland: mistrmind: Disappointed Delighted there are no pic of Grace's fun bags.


You don't approve of Tit for Tot?
2014-02-07 05:26:13 PM  
2 votes:

lostcat: I'm old.

I'm so tired of hearing about social media already.

I can't believe that I have to live out the remaining years of my life hearing about this pointless crap that didn't exist for the first 30 years of my life.

I hope you always near your fainting couch nearby.
2014-02-07 04:47:22 PM  
2 votes:

DrPainMD: [nymag.com image 500x262]

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I'm not ashamed to admit that I would motorboat those tits.

/I would be after the fact though
2014-02-07 04:42:30 PM  
2 votes:

DrPainMD: [nymag.com image 500x262]

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Well...........there goes that last desperate shred of sanity I had left.
2014-02-07 04:41:31 PM  
2 votes:
Nancy Grace.  One of the world's great misnomers.
2014-02-07 04:36:28 PM  
2 votes:
Nancy Grace #FreezerTwat
2014-02-07 04:31:46 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-02-07 04:28:42 PM  
2 votes:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Damn.  Now I want Tater Tots.

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2014-02-07 04:28:33 PM  
2 votes:

semi-ok: [media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com image 500x375]

"Napoleon, how DO you hunt Nancy Grace?"
"With a frickin' 12-gauge."
2014-02-07 04:25:51 PM  
2 votes:
Kayleigh Slusher

It was her destiny.
2014-02-07 04:01:51 PM  
2 votes:
You couldn't restrain Nancy Grace with a head halter, shock collar, and tranquilizer gun.
2014-02-08 12:15:57 AM  
1 vote:
"OK sweetie, tell mommy and daddy if the light goes out when the door closes".

/ridin my train, out of my brain
//casey jones better pop some speed
///trouble ahead, trouble behind
////and that little kid, frozen, just crossed my mind
2014-02-07 11:12:07 PM  
1 vote:

Omahawg: wow. I had no idea she looked like nancy allen after The Hulk grabbed her by the cheeks and stretched outward. I can still fap to this and hate her guts though, right? right?
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How dare you besmirch Nancy Allen, sah! *glove slap*
2014-02-07 09:40:26 PM  
1 vote:
I bet the kid froze while counting to Tater.
2014-02-07 08:28:30 PM  
1 vote:

Shirley Ujest: I used the # the other day and my coworker had no Idea it stood for pound. I beat her with my cane. Damn kids.

I'm 38, a step-grandparent by virtue of marrying a lass 4 years older than me who had her kids early and who have gone on to have their kids early, and have never tweeted or signed up to Twitter. I stopped paying attention to popular culture in 2006. I'm not even on Facebook. So I don't know. What I would suspect is that they don't have to be for jokes. So a more respectful hashtag might have been, as has been suggested, #justiceforKayliegh or perhaps #RIPKaleigh or something similar. #Freezertot seems to me to be a punchline to a joke no one is making. May as well have gone with #Frozensuitcasetoddler because doesn't actually seem to be worse but it would I think be in very poor taste to anyone who knew the kid involved.

Come on you tasteless farkers, who can come up with the most offensive hashtag that Nancy Grace might have considered before deciding on Freezertot? The challenge is on.
2014-02-07 08:23:35 PM  
1 vote:
nancy grace; she takes bad things and makes them worse

I kinda wish she'd get the worst kind of cancer
just so she could make it worse
but just for her
2014-02-07 08:04:11 PM  
1 vote:
I used the # the other day and my coworker had no Idea it stood for pound. I beat her with my cane. Damn kids.
2014-02-07 07:15:12 PM  
1 vote:

DrPainMD: [nymag.com image 500x262]

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OH jayzuz. I was scrolling through the thread again just now, have Dark Side of the Moon on the CD player and rolled past those gifs just as the second track, (Breathe) started.

They synced up perfectly.

Now I need a bonghit.
2014-02-07 07:12:38 PM  
1 vote:
Child killed at a popular club by gunfire= Hot Spot Shot Tot?
2014-02-07 07:00:31 PM  
1 vote:
Green Lantern unavailable for comment.

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2014-02-07 06:25:42 PM  
1 vote:

TrixieDelite: veale728: Benevolent Misanthrope: Damn.  Now I want Tater Tots.

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He looks like he would be so damned sloppy in bed. My legs instinctively cross just by looking at him.

First time for everything, I suppose.
2014-02-07 05:08:45 PM  
1 vote:
She's got it wrong. Dead children are angels. Tots are angels who haven't died yet. Doesn't she read the New York Post?
2014-02-07 05:04:37 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-07 04:44:32 PM  
1 vote:
We have no choice, Butters! We have to lock you away somewhere where even I can't get to you!
2014-02-07 04:35:52 PM  
1 vote:
2014-02-07 04:35:30 PM  
1 vote:

silverjets: ROFLMAO

Are you really rolling on the floor, or just lying about it?
2014-02-07 04:34:15 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-07 04:33:52 PM  
1 vote:
What did one cannibal say to the other?

Pull up a chair and grab a cold one.

/already have my handbasket for the trip south
2014-02-07 04:33:16 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-07 04:25:34 PM  
1 vote:
Will no one rid us of this turbulent Grace?
2014-02-07 04:23:57 PM  
1 vote:

//Yeah I'm going to hell.  Big farking deal.
2014-02-07 04:23:41 PM  
1 vote:

MaudlinMutantMollusk: TOTSICLE!

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2014-02-07 04:11:09 PM  
1 vote:

Benevolent Misanthrope: Damn.  Now I want Tater Tots.

You can find them in the freezer section.
2014-02-07 04:07:40 PM  
1 vote:
nancy grace is a grief vampire.
2014-02-07 03:59:35 PM  
1 vote:
What's the big deal? I have tots in my freezer and fries, too.
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