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(AZCentral)   Somewhere between "Whoops, I got drunk and took a whiz on the wall of the Alamo" and "You owe us $4,000 for damage to the limestone" lies the truth. Maybe in the basement   ( azcentral.com) divider line
    More: Asinine, Alamo, radiation damages, urination  
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2014-02-07 01:50:14 PM  
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No one hipped me to that, dude!
2014-02-07 02:39:06 PM  
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I went there a couple of years back. I enjoyed the 90 minutes I spent poking around wondering how effing scary it would have been with an army of Mexicans banging on the front door. While there, I urinated only in the designated areas.

Can't figure out why they built it downtown, though? Why would you do that?
2014-02-07 02:25:17 PM  
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nuqneh: The fine and jail time aren't surprising, Texans are very proud of the Alamo.  The guy was from El Paso, he should have known better.

He was from El Paso. That's not really Texas. Ask anyone from there.
2014-02-07 02:06:52 PM  
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naughtyrev: Did that get Ozzy banned from the state?

Is that supposed to be a punishment?
2014-02-07 02:06:29 PM  
1 vote:
You call that a pee bargain?
2014-02-07 02:05:14 PM  
1 vote:
They're just trying to stick him with the tab for the damage the Mexican army caused.
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