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(AZCentral)   Somewhere between "Whoops, I got drunk and took a whiz on the wall of the Alamo" and "You owe us $4,000 for damage to the limestone" lies the truth. Maybe in the basement   ( azcentral.com) divider line
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2014-02-08 01:09:04 PM  

rockforever: Fuggin Bizzy: Texans are messing with Texas now?

/I'd piss on the Alamo just to troll Texans. I find this hilarious.

From Montana? Nothing in your state worth pissing on.

You're right. It wouldn't be worth your trip. You'd better stay far, far away.
2014-02-08 02:08:26 PM  
"Stay on the bomb run, boys! I'm gonna get them doors open if it harelips everybody on Bexar Creek."
 Pronounced "Beyar or Bear" creek. (if I am not mistaken), Slim Pickens and Maj Kong are both from San Antonio.
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