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(KSAT San Antonio)   Toothpaste tube bombs are the latest security threat. Hillbillies are free to skip the TSA patdown   ( ksat.com) divider line
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2014-02-05 07:39:59 PM  
6 votes:
TSA banning toothpaste in 3..2...

/Followed by Hudson News selling it on the other side of security at 3x the price
2014-02-05 10:51:24 PM  
1 vote:
Because of the backlash against the intrusive, illegal, and useless searches, they are now making shiat up.
2014-02-05 09:55:52 PM  
1 vote:
Give me a break... you're not going to be able to make a bomb of significant power using a toothpaste-tube sized amount of explosive.

/give me my damn water bottle back
//TSA still has caught ZERO terrorists since its existence.
2014-02-05 09:45:33 PM  
1 vote:

PirateKing: On domestic flights, why would you bother packing any toiletries? I mean, if they're special or prescription, I can see it.

But there's probably a national-chain grocery or drug store within 5 minutes of every major and most minor airports in the US.

You can buy a new tube of toothpaste.

You CAN do that. If you have a rental car and the willingness to take the time to do it. Not to mention, unless you're going to be there for a fair amount of time you'll end up throwing out what you don't use. That's a waste of money.
2014-02-05 09:18:30 PM  
1 vote:
I'm waiting for the anus bomber.  And then we all have to get our asshole fingered at the airport.
2014-02-05 09:05:18 PM  
1 vote:

wichitaleaf: Who takes toothpaste on a trip.
Or shampoo.
Or a bar of soap.

I do.  Packed safely in the backseat of my car while I'm driving where I need to get.

/Fark flying.
//Gate rape, wallet rape, lung rape.
///Said rape three times.
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