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(Sun Sentinel)   Man decides the best solution to curb complaints about his constant masturbation is to start a fire   ( divider line
    More: Florida, complaints, Hillsborough County Jail, flammable liquids  
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4399 clicks; posted to Main » on 06 Feb 2014 at 4:55 AM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-05 09:25:26 PM  
18 votes:
He didn't start the fire.  It was always burning while his hand was churning.
2014-02-05 10:29:49 PM  
8 votes:
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2014-02-05 09:35:24 PM  
5 votes:
How sour was that lemonade?
2014-02-06 07:38:35 AM  
3 votes:
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You just watch yourself. We're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.
2014-02-05 08:47:31 PM  
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2014-02-06 07:49:36 PM  
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2014-02-05 10:47:15 PM  
2 votes:

Solid State Vittles: He didn't start the fire.  It was always burning while his hand was churning.

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2014-02-05 09:35:53 PM  
2 votes:
I always thought you had to rub TWO sticks together to do that.

<i>Haskins, who's disfigured from when he shot himself in the face ... </i>

This guy really has trouble with where he shoots.
2014-02-05 09:33:23 PM  
2 votes:
... in his pants!!!
2014-02-06 07:55:57 PM  
1 vote:
This also came to mind (odd that no one beat me to it):

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2014-02-06 12:16:45 PM  
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2014-02-06 10:29:37 AM  
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2014-02-06 09:11:48 AM  
1 vote:

Some Coke Drinking Guy: Let's see, shot himself in face, masturbates in inappropriate places, starts fires, this guy is the perfect example of someone who needs to

... run for governor.
2014-02-06 09:05:17 AM  
1 vote:
Well, don't they teach you in Boy Scouts that you create a fire by rubbing a stick or two?
2014-02-06 05:23:00 AM  
1 vote:
If I looked like that I'd wear a Bane mask at all times. And do the voice. Actually that doesn't sound too bad, as long as I can masturbate or in the alternative start fires.

Have we started the fire?
Yes, the fire rises.
2014-02-06 05:20:00 AM  
1 vote:
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is he from whoville?
2014-02-06 12:46:39 AM  
1 vote:
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Are you employed, Mr. Assface? Surely you don't go out  looking for a job dressed like that, do you?"
2014-02-05 09:38:34 PM  
1 vote:
If I looked like that, I'd masturbate in front of a window, too.  It's probably the only way he can pretend someone will ever love him.
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