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(New York Daily News)   Massive, near-record-size python discovered in Florida's Everglades, submitter's pants   ( divider line
    More: Scary, Everglades, florida, submitter, South Florida Water Management District, Burmese pythons, Burmese, indigenous species, water management  
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2014-02-05 09:43:00 PM  
5 votes:
Subby just because ya took an epic dump in ya pants is no reason to brag...
2014-02-05 09:42:20 PM  
5 votes:
The snake... fell short of the state record by 6 inches...
story of subby's  live.
2014-02-05 09:52:06 PM  
4 votes:
Florida is full of cold blooded slow moving dull creatures that grow fat while waiting to die. It also has a lot of pythons.
2014-02-05 09:49:46 PM  
4 votes:
Why don't they just release 2 of every endangered species into the Everglades? Things seem to thrive there.
2014-02-06 01:13:51 AM  
1 vote:
2014-02-05 11:10:18 PM  
1 vote:
How he got in my pajamas, I don't know.
2014-02-05 11:06:31 PM  
1 vote:

parasol: take a farkette's word for it - the glades can be stunning in their own way - and at least some parts of the state are still foolishly dependent on water - if not the people, then Big Sugar

there are scarier invasives doing quite well in FL - at least some of the local hipster chefs are making efforts to make some of them edible

Mmmmmmmmm nutria........
2014-02-05 10:54:00 PM  
1 vote:
(it's his penis)
2014-02-05 10:43:45 PM  
1 vote:

Oldiron_79: Time to release the Gorillas.

From orbit- it's the only way to be sure.
2014-02-05 10:27:22 PM  
1 vote:
Time to release the Gorillas.
2014-02-05 10:25:17 PM  
1 vote:
Don't gorillas eat pythons or something?  Just release a bunch of gorillas ..
2014-02-05 10:06:02 PM  
1 vote:

wichitaleaf: Why don't they just firebomb the everglades.

Well, see... it is pretty wet to begin with...
2014-02-05 10:01:15 PM  
1 vote:

whatshisname: Why don't they just release 2 of every endangered species into the Everglades?

Because the gawddam pythons will eat them.
2014-02-05 09:49:36 PM  
1 vote:

No Such Agency: 2wolves: Just wait a couple of years until the anacondas start hitting full maturity.

I saw a movie about those once and it was scary, they can practically fly.

Plus anacondas are live birthing snakes.  No eggs for any other predator to snack upon.
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