If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(SacBee)   This story has everything: Chuck Yeager, Judge Judy, HOAs, the Oak Ridge Boys, Laughlin, screaming babies in Mozart wigs, throw-up music and none other than Pierre, the Muslim Elvis Impersonator. OK, it might not have some of those things   ( sacbee.com) divider line
    More: Misc, General Charles Yeager, Mozart, Sacramento, baby, screaming  
•       •       •

4099 clicks; posted to Main » on 05 Feb 2014 at 4:35 PM (4 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

Voting Results (Funniest)
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

2014-02-05 05:21:49 PM  
2 votes:
He should send Buzz Aldrin in to punch every person involved.

2014-02-05 04:43:48 PM  
2 votes:
As a judge in the court of public opinion, I find for the defendant. In the first place, he's incredibly awesome. And secondly, he maintains his innocence. And this is a guy who acknowledged in his autobiography that he committed war crimes by strafing civilians during World War II. So I think he'd cop to HOA membership if he were guilty of it.

Case dismissed.
2014-02-05 04:43:26 PM  
2 votes:
i.perezhilton.comView Full Size
2014-02-06 09:38:42 AM  
1 vote:

BunkyBrewman: He was the first human to break the sound barrier. You guys biatching about him sound like jealous little girls.

Man up Nancy boys.  This Chuck IS the original badass.  That Norris guy is just a damn pretender.

/so he's a douche, he's certainly earned the right to be anything he damn well chooses

And he did it with broken ribs.  He's 90 years old and still flying regularly.  Fark all of the haters.
2014-02-05 09:16:09 PM  
1 vote:
If I was BG Yeager, I would borrow a Bomber and wait until mid day during the school year so hopefully it will be empty save for the old farts running the show and "accidentally" cart bomb it
2014-02-05 08:08:44 PM  
1 vote:
4.bp.blogspot.comView Full Size

Quality game.
2014-02-05 06:32:25 PM  
1 vote:
Chuck Yeager's HOA dues can cure cancer.

Too bad Chuck Yeager never pays his HOA dues.
2014-02-05 06:27:44 PM  
1 vote:
It has, like, two of those things. And I was really looking forward to the Muslim Elvis impersonator.
2014-02-05 06:10:28 PM  
1 vote:
If I ever know anyone who get's elected to an HOA board, I have these words of wisdom to share with them.  "Graduations, you are now part of an institution only barely less hated than the KKK."
2014-02-05 05:53:22 PM  
1 vote:
When I was an E1, I was introduced to BG Yeager, who was filming a commercial for the USAF. He was mean as hell, and sneered at me when I saluted him. He scared the shiat out of me.

2014-02-05 05:08:44 PM  
1 vote:
Typical HOA narrow-mindedness.  They should pay him to be a member of the HOA as his awesomeness raises property values.   Who wouldn't want to say "Yeah, Chuck mother farking Yeager lives in the house next to me"
2014-02-05 04:59:57 PM  
1 vote:
Next week on Fark:

Chuck Yeager shows up at Travis Air Force Base and "borrows" a C-17, saying, "I'm going to drop something very heavy on my neighbors.  Problem?"
2014-02-05 04:50:42 PM  
1 vote:
Because HOAs are petty fiefdoms dominated by small minded weasels with delusions of adequacy set on protecting their imaginary home values while rejoicing in abusing the bullshiat power they have assumed, and  this is Chuck Goddamned Yeager, who has balls of freaking awesome, I find in favor of Mr. Yeager.
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-05 04:19:39 PM  
1 vote:
The defendants' attorney Michael Thomas argued in his brief that the Yeagers' properties were never annexed to the association and that the couple has not requested nor have they ever received any services from it.

Now I want to form an HOA and go around annexing neighbors. I could be like a city annexing highways to run speed traps. "Your yard has been annexed to my HOA. You let the grass grow over 3 inches. I had somebody mow it last week and you owe me $1,936 plus a lien release fee."
2014-02-05 04:18:15 PM  
1 vote:
No human-roombas?
Displayed 15 of 15 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is archived, and closed to new comments.

Continue Farking

On Twitter

Top Commented
Javascript is required to view headlines in widget.
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.